There are greeting cards for almost every occasion. I once saw a card for a Cat’s Funeral, and one with the entirely-too-specific description, “from the three of us.” If it’s from 4 or 5 of you, you’re totally fucked, because the only one available was for a Threesome that wishes you the happiest of birthdays.
Sadly, there aren’t cards for every occasion.
So I made these.Reasoning With Vampires. We’ll be making fun of Twilight and Porn, and it will be awesome. You can listen live and chat with us here! You can also listen to past podcasts here. – Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Dana The Biped: “I’m not anorexic, I’m not! I’m just too socially awkward to–well–never mind. Er, how’s your mom?”