Funny Bitch Friday: Senatorial Kittens

03/23/2012 · 18 comments

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Adrian has not been sleeping well as of late, primarily because of his horrendous allergies and his need to down Benadryl like it’s the jizz of Gandalf.

Not that we’d know anything about that.

He’s been having some weird-ass dreams, and he really loves to talk in his sleep. The other night he yelled at me because of sheets. Because of sheets. When I asked, “why are you upset,” he honestly said, “because of sheets.”

As weird as Adrian’s fucking dreams are, he’s got nothing on Senatorial Kittens (introduced to me by Dana The Biped) which is a blog written by a woman who’s fiancee has a delightfully fucked-up dreamworld.

Enjoy. They’re short, but they’re amazing.

There’s A Flaw In Your Logic, I Think

Sandwiches

He Does This Kind Of Thing With Fevers

Those Would Be Pretty Adorable, All Things Considered

And With That, I’m Getting Up

Speaking Of Weird

Did He Anger A Witch Or Something?

I’ve never felt weirder saying that I want to spend time with this couple in their bed.

Tonight is the MOTHAFUCKING PODCAST with Dana from Reasoning With Vampires! We’ll be on at 6 PM CST, so you can tweet at us (Noa and Alicia) or join us live!
Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From SocialAssassin: “Outside: Congratulations, It’s A Boy!! Inside: Welcome to Bangkok. Outside: In Loving Remembrance Inside: Of Last Night’s Cheap Motel Sex. Outside: You’re Moving!! Inside: I was sure that last hit had killed you. Outside: On Our Wedding Anniversary Inside: I promise to make an effort not to look as dead inside as I feel. Whore.”
Hoody Hoo March 23, 2012 at 6:28 am

Dear GAWD, that shit is funny! That might actually beat out the time Chuckweasel got really drunk and then fell asleep and told me (while asleep) all about the Underground Railroad!
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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:34 pm

At least he’s educational.

Mayor Gia March 23, 2012 at 6:42 am

Ah I wish Boyfriend did something awesome like that in his sleep! Sometimes he runs like a dog (“I was playing basketball”) and he gets all pissy when I wake him up because there are scary things out there in the world. Not too unique, I imagine.
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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:34 pm

I shout violent and horrible things at Adrian if he accidentally wakes me up. And I don’t remember it for shit.

Dana the Biped March 23, 2012 at 8:17 am

Yay, Dom! Honestly one of the most interesting people I know.
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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:35 pm

Thanks for the suggestion!

Jillian @ Brilliant Title March 23, 2012 at 10:21 am

This is like a glass of hot chocolate. Hot chocolate with vodka and a non-suspicious white powder which causes semi-lucid hallucinations. In other words, good shit.
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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:36 pm

I’m not sure if I’m hungry or high.

tova March 23, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I Love funny bitch Friday. I am always secretly hoping for a “Robot drawing bitch Friday” and then it will be like “Tova- she draws a LOT of robots”
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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:36 pm

Well now I have to have a new category.

Yolanda March 24, 2012 at 1:49 am

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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:37 pm

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Jennifer Lew March 25, 2012 at 8:57 am

Thanks for the links. I’m going to visit them later tonight. Which one do you recommend me reading first? I hope you have wonderful day.

-Jennifer
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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:38 pm

Oh man Jennifer. I could recommend thousands for you. Could you tell me how to pick up girls? OH THANK GOD.

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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:40 pm

Spammers are fucking crafty.

elizabeth- flourishinprogress April 17, 2012 at 12:11 pm

you know the funniest muddafuckas ever.
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Noa May 2, 2012 at 3:24 pm

It’s true. That’s how you’re my friend.

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