Adrian has not been sleeping well as of late, primarily because of his horrendous allergies and his need to down Benadryl like it’s the jizz of Gandalf.
Not that we’d know anything about that.
He’s been having some weird-ass dreams, and he really loves to talk in his sleep. The other night he yelled at me because of sheets. Because of sheets. When I asked, “why are you upset,” he honestly said, “because of sheets.”
As weird as Adrian’s fucking dreams are, he’s got nothing on Senatorial Kittens (introduced to me by Dana The Biped) which is a blog written by a woman who’s fiancee has a delightfully fucked-up dreamworld.
Enjoy. They’re short, but they’re amazing.
I’ve never felt weirder saying that I want to spend time with this couple in their bed.– Tonight is the MOTHAFUCKING PODCAST with Dana from Reasoning With Vampires! We’ll be on at 6 PM CST, so you can tweet at us (Noa and Alicia) or join us live! – Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From SocialAssassin: “Outside: Congratulations, It’s A Boy!! Inside: Welcome to Bangkok. Outside: In Loving Remembrance Inside: Of Last Night’s Cheap Motel Sex. Outside: You’re Moving!! Inside: I was sure that last hit had killed you. Outside: On Our Wedding Anniversary Inside: I promise to make an effort not to look as dead inside as I feel. Whore.”