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Anything you’d like to see Einstein say or do? What other historical figures would it be hilarious to give absurdity to?
– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Ally: “The first time I really felt like an adult was probably the first time my period was late and I thought I could be pregnant. The strange thing is that this is still my first thought when my period is late even though I am a lesbian. I am always like “Wait! How did I get pregnant? I’m not even doing it right.”
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STOP! YOU’RE KILLING ME!!
NO. NEVER.
Hahahhaa “I Like Black Holes and I Cannot Lie” is my fave. I can’t think of anything to top that.
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That was all thanks to Adrian, who laughed himself silly on the couch after that one.
“I like black holes” is my favorite, too.
So I’m still new here, so I don’t know the rules, and I know it’s not really a historical figure, but could you use Michaelangelo’s Sistine Chapel for some funny stuff?
Thoughts Appear recently posted..How To Teach a Cat To Pole Dance
The only rule is Wheaton’s Law: Don’t be a dick.
And yes, I will try.
I am going back to school in a few months. Engineering. I think I need a t-shirt, “E=MCYour Mother’s A Whore”. I will make so many new friends….
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I will get right on it.
“He who smelt it dealt it”
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Oh God Yes.
Swear I thought that said Black Hoes at first. Because . . . yeah. Who doesn’t?
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OH GOOD LORD.
How many other people got that far and went, “well fuck you, you goddamn racist.”
@Misty: Damn, you’re onto something there.
Good Lord woman! Too much!
I recently saw this pearl of wisdom painted on a building:
“Trust No Hoes”
Although I do think that when you add an “e” it becomes a garden tool… right?
I also respect no rakes and regard no trowels.
I want to see you tackle Thomas Jefferson. He was a weird one, anyways, so I figure there should be plenty of material!
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Fuck, I want to tackle Thomas Jefferson. That sounds fucking awesome.
I want him to say “E= Everybody, M=Mind your own damned business!”
He was kind of a dick in real life, so I imagine he did at one point.
“NO, I did NOT stick my finger in a light socket. Fuckers.”
“Best mustache ride of your life.”
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Adrian begged me to do the mustache ride.
BEGGED.
He’ll be thrilled to see this comment.
I told you I should have come with to Disney.
Well done, ma’am.
When I was an undergrad, every goddamn prof over 50 thought that getting a haircut from their 5 year old grand-kid and coming to work with bed-head was a great fucking idea. Thanks, Einstein, ya fuck. Of all the trends to start (or at least majorly popularize), why couldn’t it have been having two shots of whiskey at your desk first thing in the morning or calling your boss a bitch in staff meetings?
“Bitches get stitches.”
I fucking laughed my ass off.
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YES.
That’s my favorite one, too.
It’s not E=MC2 It’s HMFIC=I
I am the Head Mutha Fucker in Charge
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Jana.
Are you Albert Einstein?
How about: “I’m sorry I’m the reason all those fuckers who failed out of school think they’re super geniuses. My bad.”
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Oh my God. Yes.
I fucking hate when people pull that 1) because it’s not true and 2) because fuck those people that’s why.
“Your dick is so small it’s approaching singularity,” is awesome. Mainly since there is no situation in which I could actually say that out loud. Because even if it’s correct and the guy is enough of an asshole to deserve it, I like all my body parts where they are.
I’m very much the opposite. I can find no place that I WON’T use that line.
But that’s what makes me an ass.
“Gravitation is not responsible for the size of your mother’s ass.”
“Reality is merely an illusion, but your mother’s ass is huge.”
“The secret to creativity is to know where to hide the bodies. And your mother’s ass.”
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“The secret to creativity is to know where to hide the bodies. And your mother’s ass.”
That. Was. Classic.
Pretty sure MC Your Mother’s a Whore is my new rapper name.
I await videos of your battles.
I would totally fuck Dirty Daddy Dark Matter. I’m going to scream that during sex next time. The guy I’m with knows I’m a scientist so this shouldn’t be too surprising, right?
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Not at all. I imagine, given your line of work, it’s the least surprising thing you’ve shouted in bed.
As the great Einstein once said, “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.”
And as his wife said, “Goddamn you, Al.”
“Tig ol’ Bittites.”
That’s all. If Zombie Einstein came to my house to say that, I’d rip my brain out and throw it at him.
Mandi E. recently posted..5 Facepalms to Complete Mental Retardation
I will see if zombie Einstein can pay a visit to you. He’s been eating my begonias.
Sprinkle them with crushed ex-lax. That’ll show the hilarious erudite bastard.
Mandi E. recently posted..5 Facepalms to Complete Mental Retardation
I can’t imagine anything more awful than zombie shits.
I read the entire post in Mr. Connerys voice.
“Meg Ryan rules. There, I said it.”
I like to read things in his voice, but in the SNL version of him. SUCK IT TREBEK.
I do the same thing with Harry Carey.
And I read that in Connery’s voice as well. AND LOVED IT.
Sweet, sweet pussy truly is a great universal force!!! These are great.
The Six-Fingered Monkey recently posted.."My Head is a Mess" or "The Ongoing Hair Saga"
Why thank you! I know sweet sweet pussy has driven some of my decisions.
Wait.
One of the favorites I’ve ever come across was:
“E(ntertainment) = MC EINSTEIN IN THE HIZZY!!”
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I refuse to like it solely based on the use of the word Hizzy.
That is too cool! I saw the Abe Lincoln one too. Thanks for the cool site.
~Allie
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Anytime.
Mother Teresa.
Holy fuck, I bet I’m going to hell for that suggestion.
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I’m googling solid photos of Mother Theresa as fast as I fucking can.
I can picture ole Albert writing, “If you brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”
YAY!
Quantum mechanics rules all, but never underestimate beer and pussy.
The power of beered-up pussy is even greater.
“If you had my problems, you’d be screwing the neighbor girl, too.”
It’s funny, Adrian is totally related to Einstein. Unrelated.
“Take it easy, love-chunks.”
Weird. Good, but weird.
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