I love me some Misty. I love me some Misty real hard. Fun Fact: the first time I ever got a really shitty comment, do you know who responded right the fuck away with some sass to die for? Fucking MISTY, that’s who.
And I love me some Misty’s Laws.
Here’s the deal, Misty is what we in the biz (of being dicks) call, “a douche magnet.” Luckily, she’s the fastest and sneakiest camera phone in the west. You need to see this shit to believe it.
Weekly Whacked: Random Offerings
Weekly Whacked: I’m BAAAA-AAAACK!
Weekly Whacked: Vehicular Eye-Slaughter
She’s also hilarious with her words and her life. And I love it.
Conversations with my 6-Year-Old, Part 6
Buddy The Elf (This makes me laugh like a fucking lunatic. There’s a Christmas-Themed Eiffel Tower in this one. I love you, Misty.)
Go show her some love, and keep bringing the funny.
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In awesome news, The League of Funny Bitches has a podcast now!
- We interview members of The League, talk about who they are and how they are, and then we get weird with them.
- We play “would you rather” in a horrifying manner.
- We do a little PodProv
- We do some Literary Pornalysis (and I really think Misty can help recommend some killer Harlequin for this segment!)
On the first episode, Alicia and I interviewed each other and it went bad very quickly. You can get the episode here (or by clicking on the new fancy Podcast tab at the top.)
Today at 6pm CST, we’re talking to Elizabeth from Flourish in Progress! We’ll post the podcast this week for y’all. You can live tweet with us at 6 (@ohnoag @aliciasherrod @noshoppingliz), and ask Liz some of your own questions there. We’re interactive as mugs, y’all.
– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Stephanie: “Dude, I totally shaved off my nipple one time. It grows back. Don’t worry. Be comforted by that little anatomical miracle.”
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Are you fucking kidding me?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YAY MISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love her like a stalker behind the trees, like a Canadian loves the Americans, which is some serious shit, yo.
I’m also overly joyed by this podcast business y’all are doing. Thank you, dear Noa, for giving me even more reason to lurk your damn blog. So much love right now.
Front Desk Ninja recently posted..Bug Part Two and A Dedication of Love To You.
1. Misty is rad as shit.
2. You’re welcome for the podcast.
YAY MISTY! Well deserved, fo’ sho. I dream of having camera phone ninja skills like that.
Kelly recently posted..I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee lee dee dee dee…
OH GOD. If we all had that skill, the world would either be much funnier or more full of defamation lawsuits.
I haven’t been this excited about a funny bitch Friday nomination since Jen! Yay, Misty! If this doesn’t end your winter doldrums, well, I may have to ply you with wine from my special stash.
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So, what if I say it doesn’t? Do I get wine, then? Because, if so . . . nope. Not doing a thing for me AT ALL.
Bring on the secret stash! :)
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
Three words: Chateauneuf du Pape.
Mandi E. recently posted..WTF Friday: Some (not so) Minor Pet Peeves.
That is Richard Castle’s favorite wine. My knowledge of all things Nathan Fillion knows no bounds.
Jen recently posted..Foodie Friday: It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
Annnddddd . . . full circle to NF. How on earth do you always bring it back to him? Damn, woman.
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
You should see me play “6 Degrees of Nathan Fillion”. It is magical.
Jen recently posted..Foodie Friday: It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
And where do you live again & how fast can I get there?
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
@Mandi: I hope it does bring an end to the doldrums. Also, that’s one of my favorite words.
@Misty: Wine is always welcome. Always.
- seriously heaehtr those images are so very beautiful! it looks like it was a perfectly gorgeous day, combined with the colors and your kick ass perspective, the collection is absolutely fantastic!!
It occurs to me that Misty does not give a shit if people see her taking pictures of them. Misty is brave. Bitches wearing catsuits to court will CUT. A. BITCH.
Jaclyn recently posted..Busted Knees and Broken Faces
Misty’s a blogging honeybadger.
OH. MY. FREAKING. GOD!! I was so excited when I saw this that I spilled coffee all over my car! (Yes, I was reading emails while driving. What of it?). This makes me phenominally happy. I so needed this. Thank you, Noa.
Oh, and I love YOU hard. I guess that means we are both hard for each other, huh? Wait, did I just turn this into gay porn? Eh, it was bound to happen eventually.
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
I’m so glad I could make you smile and burn your crotch a little.
Everything always ends up with me sleeping with one of you. I’d be sad, but–eh. It’s not so bad.
Welcome, friend. You deserve it.
You know, I hate to be the spoilsport that points this out, but Misty does kind of have an unfair advantage- her kid is funny as hell. I’m reasonably sure she just steals his shit all the time. Way to steal candy-coated nuggets of funny from a six year old, Misty. Geez. (But I still love you both! <3)
Heather Rose recently posted..The devil at the wedding
Damn girl, why you gotta go and call me out like that? Especially since it’s true. 6 is actually the one who follows people around taking pictures and then says hilarious things at all times. You got me. Besides, who’s gonna be mad at a cute little scamp like my son? See . . . foolproof!
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
Pina Coladas and Palm Trees {Destination Wedding Photographer Well Misty, your day has come and gone. We had been talking about it and your list of ‘likes’ and ‘dislikes’ (lol) for what seems like feevorr, but your day came so.
@Heather: She’s so lucky. Her kid is that exception that makes me think “kids would be fun.” NO. NO THEY WILL NOT.
HUZZAH!!!
Misty gets in my head like the incessant beats of the herp-ridden Nicki Minaj. Her antics follow me around, forcing me to take pictures of unsuspecting doucherags for their hideous and heinous appearance. Thank you, Misty, you inadvertently support my hatred of people.
Britt recently posted..10 Things That Deserve Some Fist-Bumps
Um, thanks? I’m not sure if comparing me to Nicki Minaj is a compliment, but I guess I’ll take it . . .
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
Oh my goodness, that’s not how I intended that to sound. You most *definitely* are not like Minaj. Here’s a little background: I can go 2 weeks without hearing a song of hers, and somehow, when everything is silent, a faint hum of one of her songs is at the back of my brain. It is in that respect that I compare you. I often find your words echoing in my brain and I will tell you right now, the faint hum of your blog is much more satisfying and vastly more enjoyable.
I apologize profusely for the confusion. That’s what I get for commenting when I’m half-awake. Poop.
Britt recently posted..10 Things That Deserve Some Fist-Bumps
@Britt: I love the HUZZAH. It makes Misty seem like a medieval knight. Which makes me happy.
OMG-WTF-ABCDEFG!!!!!! OK, when I saw Misty’s name this morning I screamed so loudly that I scared the shit out of my short people and they woke up crying. Meh, samll price to pay — they will recover from the emotional scars but I may never recover from the joy of seeing my crazy-ass bestie’s name in all its glory. :) Welcome to the League, Misty. You are my favorite funny bitch and I can’t wait to tear it up with you in NYC (because you ARE going to BlogHer — this is not optional). I love you!
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Thanks for warming it up for me. Love you too, chica!
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
@Jen: I was waiting for your reaction most of all. You did not disappoint.
Also, yes Misty, your ass is going to BlogHer.
WOOOHOOOO Misty!!
Her shit is always funny….nice job!
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Agreed, Jana. So much agreed.
Hahahah I think she’s great and absolutely LOVED the buddy the elf one when I first saw it. That shit is fucking creepy.
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IT’S TERRIBLE. I find it so weird, but they’re so popular. Misty pulled it off so well.
Yay, Misty! One of these days, I’m going to get a picture of a fabulous fashion mess, and it’ll be awesome, and I’ll send it to you and be all proud. I live in Atlanta, they’re everywhere, it’s just a matter of catching one of them on “film.”
Carrie – Cannibalistic Nerd recently posted..Dog Rescue: A Cast of Five
I need to get out more. I don’t see enough people to warrant the camera skills that misty has.
If I was able to put together my own parade, I would make Misty that honorary Parade person. What do they call that? The Grand Marshall! Misty is my Grand Marshall. FUCK YEAH!
I’ve been taking a lot of cold medicine.
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Did you just call me a racist?
Then again . . . I have been called the face of the KKK. So maybe it’s time I do some deep soul-searching or something.
P.S. Get off the drugs, Jo! Crack is whack.
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
See, I’m so out of it that this entire conversation is confusing. I didn’t even think I mentioned anything about race. I’m just thinking of the person that the parade honors- kind of like the royalty for the day. I’ve been around the parade circuit quite a bit you know. It’s unfortunately one of ‘my things’. That and glitter.
Make it stop…..
Johi recently posted..Whoops. I must have dialed 1986.
It’s not you…..I was thinking Grand Wizard when you said that. What you said is NOT that. Sorry.
Misty recently posted..Weekly Whacked: Baby, You Can Drive My Car
@Johi: I want to see your cold medicine parade so badly.
@Misty: I think she totally did become Misty racist. GET HER. Oh no, you cleared it up there. Okay. Nevermind.
I love everything about that bitch, except her fuckin’ penchant for feet. SCREW YOU MISTY! PUT THE FEET AWAY.
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But she’s got such pretty toes! The kind creepy perverts just love drooling all over!
Mandi E. recently posted..WTF Friday: Some (not so) Minor Pet Peeves.
@Charity: I find people who are weird about feet fascinating. I’m ambivalent.
Misty rocks. She really does. She is a lawyer, though, so you have to watch yourself around her, because she will jump in your shit faster than you can say “those aren’t my panties.” But I think it is fucking awesome that she just sits there in court and takes pictures of people, because wtf is that even legal? And she’s doing it while getting PAID, and that takes some balls. Although she (most probably) does not have balls, being a chick and all.
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I fear that one day I will get sued by Misty. And then I won’t know whether to be excited or afraid.
Oh, god. I’ve seen those elves in Target. You know what else they have in Target? Lots of stuffed animals. My Little Ponies. This. Oh, god.
Dana the Biped recently posted..ZZZZzzzz…. (Part One)
They also have a doll that’s a grandpa that will sing in spanish to you. I love Abuelo. And jackoff trainers.
It’s so freaking weird that even I share the name Misty. But still loved every bit of your post. Where can I get the League of Funny Bitches’ podcast?
Thanks for sharing.
-Misty
Misty Brownn recently posted..Brainwave Entrainment
Should be a link at the bottom of the post. Glad you liked.
By the way, the podcast was magical. “Blogging is just psychos with internet access”. Hellz to the motherfuckin’ yeah.
Jen recently posted..Kids are Assholes (umm, I Mean, People), Too
Remind me, at BlogHer, to tell you the super-awesome follow-up to that line. Glad you liked it!
Some how i do love how mistys law goes by, For me its a great philosophy that you will face all the matter as long as u know you are able to do it. Lovely!
Joanne recently posted..Wedding Speech Jokes
Awesomest spam ever! :)
Misty recently posted..The Story of the Au Pair
These fucking spammers always get through on the Funny Bitch Friday posts. It’s so rad.
Misty said you were pretty cool, so I here I am. I loved her Buddy the Elf post. Cracks me up!
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Well I’m glad you’re here, and I agree about Buddy!
I love Misty so fucking hard.
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She loves you back.
I mean, I don’t want to speak for her, but probably she does.
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