Funny Bitch Friday: Miss Doxie

02/10/2012 · 19 comments

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Everyone has that friend that’s so effortlessly funny that you just stare in awe and wish that funny came through osmosis. Their lives are ridiculous without trying, they’re great at telling stories without being ostentatious, and you have a love/hate feeling every time they speak.

Miss Doxie is one of these people.

In Which I Take Notes

You Get What You Pay For

In Which I Slander Robert Frost and The Dictionary Guy

Shit My Friends Said

I Find Your Lack Of Drawer Dividers–Disturbing

Y’all–keep up the recommendations, keep being so goddamned rad, and keep bringing the funny.

Favorite Comment From The Last Post (And potentially the most difficult one to pick ever. Ever.):
From Megan: “I tried to voice search Ulta Tanasbourne while driving once (Tanasbourne being the area in which the store was located). Search results? Ultra Tan Ass Porn.”


Front Desk Ninja February 10, 2012 at 1:35 am

Dear Noa,

Thank you very much for posting your Funny Bitches posts just when I hit that peak “Boredom” point. It saves me from having to slaughter the children running around at 230 in the morning.

Miss Doxie is the bomb.
Keep giving me funny!


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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:21 pm

You’re welcome. Glad you like her!

Mayor Gia February 10, 2012 at 6:42 am

Hahah I love “In which they take notes”…but it won’t let me comment! CURSES! (there’s some of kind error popping up). Both those puppies are a little bit twisted…
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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:22 pm

Her comments were unfortunately down. Keep trying!

Danielle February 10, 2012 at 6:49 am

Yaaaaay! I am so glad you chose Miss Doxie for today. I suggested her forever ago (but I understand you have many Funny Bitches to go through). My favorite is about Cookie and the Geese. I laughed so hard for so long that I gave myself hiccups.

Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:23 pm

I’m so glad you suggested her! Thank you thank you thank you!

Pish Posh February 10, 2012 at 8:45 am

Haaaaaaaa I needed this thanks!!
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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:23 pm


Jillian @ Brilliant Title February 10, 2012 at 10:49 am

I had to put down my bowl of cereal. Rice puffs and soy milk, in all their snobbishly healthy distain, burn real bad when coming through the nose.
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Jillian @ Brilliant Title February 11, 2012 at 7:18 pm

She also uses “jillion” as a number of indefinable quantity. It is delightfully confusing.
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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:24 pm

That sounds scrape-y and terrible. I am glad you like her!

Brett Minor February 10, 2012 at 11:46 am

I love these posts. I have discovered so many awesome blogs through your suggestions.
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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Me too!

Jen February 10, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Based upon her “Shit My Friends Say” and my “Stupidesst Crap Ever Spoken” posts, I am led to believe that we are hanging with the same circle of dumbasses. I am both thrilled and disturbed.
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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:25 pm

Do you ever wonder if some of the blogs you love are written by the people next to you in Starbucks? No? just Me?

Charity Woosley February 10, 2012 at 2:36 pm

Miss Doxie. Friggggggin hilarious.
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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:25 pm


Mandi E. February 10, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Anyone who can seamlessly blog about reorganizing their craft space and nerd-cons in the same post is my hero. If my husband ever gets a job working for the CDC in Atlanta, I’m going to insist that she and I become besties.
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Noa February 15, 2012 at 11:26 pm

She flows with a fucked-upedness that I envy so hard. Enjoy!

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