Funny Bitch Friday: Tristachio

01/27/2012 · 25 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday, Kirk Cameron

I was just pointed to Tristachio this week, and dear sweet mother of Kirk Cameron, I am so fucking glad. It’s changed my life.

My tits hurt from bouncing because I’m laughing so hard. It’s that good. It’s that kind of laugh that you get when your ribs crack and you crumple to the floor when someone tells you that story about how they walked in on their cousin beating off while singing the meow mix jingle (no? You never heard that story? Shit.)

Behold.

Womb Mate; An Undiscovered Rhodes Scholar Pt 1

Womb Mate; An Undiscovered Rhodes Scholar Pt 2

Eventually, It Will Eat Us In Our Sleep

Speed Whacking: It’s The Future!

Is It Considered A Good Gift If You Wrap The Cancer First?

It’s Like Dodge Ball But SURPRISE! It’s A Goddamn Dart In Your Face

That White Stain You’ve Been Sleeping On? Yeah, That Totally Could Have Been Your New Brother

Polygamy Sort Of Just Made My Life Awesome

BEHOLD.

Also, keep bringing the funny. I need it.

Favorite Comment From The Last Post
From Jillian @Brilliant Title: “I totes hate those supes cute abbrevs. They make me want to vom.” 

 

Ally January 27, 2012 at 12:36 am

Yay!! I knew you would fucking love her. She is hysterical.

Noa January 27, 2012 at 12:40 am

I can’t thank you enough. I’ve wasted days there now. DAYS. I have to work, Ally.

Alicia January 27, 2012 at 12:55 am

You made me start laughing again! Stop! … I’ve got chicken I’ve got liver meow mix meow mix please deliver.

Noa January 27, 2012 at 1:10 am

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WHALE NOISE.

Mayor Gia January 27, 2012 at 6:40 am

Haha, a great choice. Even though she appears to be a ginger (SEE?!? I’m TRYING to be tolerant of others, even gingers. You’re welcome).
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I’m so proud of you.

Mandi E. January 27, 2012 at 6:58 am

Holy shit… she’s like Calvin AND Hobbes rolled into one glorious misdemeanor waiting to amuse me.

Excellent choice. Eeeeeeeexcellent.
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:01 pm

I hope you are amused so thoroughly.

Tristachio January 27, 2012 at 9:05 am

OK, here I thought ripping out of my mothers vagina was one of the single most validating things of my life, but I was totally wrong. Next time I talk to my mom, I can tell her where to put it because “I am one funny bitch, now make me a sammich.”

Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:03 pm

I’m glad I could thrill you so, as you have thrilled me so much I can hardly handle you.

Jen January 27, 2012 at 9:54 am

I. . .I think I just met my doppelganger. And now I need a shark.
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:03 pm

Named Bacon?

L-Kat January 27, 2012 at 10:21 am

Awesome pick! I just discovered her this week, too and I am so fucking happy I did.
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:05 pm

Why thank you! Ally sent me to her, and I, too, am thrilled.

Carri January 27, 2012 at 10:27 am

Holy sweet Baby Jesus. I need one of those motherfucking sharks STAT.
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:05 pm

I’m afraid.

Charity January 27, 2012 at 10:39 am

Bwahahaha. I need a shark, too.

Also, is it wrong that I laughed out loud at “…Kirk Cameron”? Is it extra wrong that I find him to be a tool?
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:06 pm

He’s the worst tool of them all.

Brett Minor January 27, 2012 at 11:18 am

She is great. Thanks for sending us over.
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:06 pm

You’re quite welcome.

Dana the Biped January 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm

You don’t often hear conversations that involve both polygamy and judo. I approve.
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:06 pm

She’s just that good.

TriciaRatner January 30, 2012 at 1:56 pm

Haha… Thanks for the link to Tristachio! I really had a great fun reading it! It rocks my world!
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Noa January 30, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Spam? Not Spam? You’re like a SpamDaywalker here.

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