Funny Bitch Friday: IT’S ALL-STARS TIME, BITCHES.

01/06/2012 · 38 comments

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It’s time again…

TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOGS TO GO IN THE LEAGUE OF FUNNY BITCHES 2012 ALL-STARS! (At least the 1st half of 2012. We vote every 6 months. We’re up-to-date like bitches here.)

The rules:

  • Vote for your favorites.
  • No seriously, vote for your favorites.
  • Vote for the ones that you absolutely love and want to see a lot, because these bitches be in the sidebar for the next 6 months.
  • You can only vote once, but in that vote you can select as many blogs as you like.
  • You don’t have to vote for blogs that aren’t already All-Stars. If you want the list to stay as it is right now, you can vote for the current All-Stars again.

There are a ton of people in The League right now, so scroll within the survey to see them all, and then click done at the end. Next Friday, I’ll be revealing the new League All-Stars!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FUCKERS.

Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From Jackie G.: “My husband is military, so we end up flying a lot for moves, visits, holidays, whatever. Without fail every single time, some douchecanoe with the worlds biggest carry on luggage ever throws a bitch fit because, strangely enough, his body bag of a carry on somehow won’t fit in the tiny overhead compartment on the world’s tiniest PROPELLER PLANE that goes from Rapid City, South-Fucking-Hell Dakota to Denver. I’m sorry, my left tit is bigger than this plane, how did you think that would fit on here? Why do you have so many items? Why is the 20$ checked bag fee too expensive for you!? I don’t get it. Speaking of my left tit, I did get felt up via TSA on my way from Virginia back to South Dakota because, and I quote, “my chest area is large and therefore suspicious.” It basically consisted of a full frontal chest rub down, and ended with them lifting my bra off my body and shaking it. Surprisingly, no grenades fell out. Must have left them in my other suspiciously large chest.”

 

Abby January 6, 2012 at 6:19 am

It’s an honor just to be nominated and in the company of such talented and hilarious bloggers. I am humbled to on the list!

Oh hell. Who are we kidding? I would cut a bitch to be on the sidebar. Kidding. Kind of.
Abby recently posted..The Great Divide

Jen January 6, 2012 at 9:50 am

Amen, my sistah. I am a narcissistic asshat; that kind of shit fills my fecund heart with unbridled glee.
Jen recently posted..Victim’s Rights? Wrong.

Jim W January 10, 2012 at 11:31 am

really? fecund? again??
Jim W recently posted..EEG Followup Fun

Noa January 9, 2012 at 11:56 pm

@Abby & Jen: S’WHAT YOU BITCHES GET FOR BEING FUNNY AS HELL.

Mayor Gia January 6, 2012 at 6:55 am

I can only vote once?!?! HOLY PRESSURE. I have to make sure I pick ALL the ones I like this. This is stressful.
Mayor Gia recently posted..I Made a Links Page! And other randomness.

Noa January 9, 2012 at 11:56 pm

I know, I make it rough.

And TWSS.

Johi January 6, 2012 at 7:35 am

It really is like A League of Their Own, but with less baseball and Madonna.
Johi recently posted..I joined Pinterest and Polyvore today. I’m officially useless. And obsessed.

The Cotton Floozy January 6, 2012 at 7:41 pm

I vote for the Cornfed Gorl! Does this count as a vote? If not, halp plz thnx.

The Cotton Floozy January 6, 2012 at 7:43 pm

uh, Cornfed GIRL. I have ten stumpy thumbs instead of fingers. It’s a condition.
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Noa January 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm

@Johi: I guess that makes Jen “All The Way Mae,” and you, “Betty Spaghetti.”

@Cotton Floozy: Vote noted!

Misty January 6, 2012 at 8:16 am

Wait. So I can’t vote for myself? Kidding, kidding. (sort of. Ok, not really. It would actually make my year to be a Funny Bitch. Please?? So, where is the write in part of the voting? Misty’s Laws for President!! Woo-hoo!)
Misty recently posted..Post Xmas Mall Experience

Noa January 9, 2012 at 11:58 pm

YOU JUST WROTE IN, HO.

I’m watching you. Scouting, really, but WATCHING.

Jen January 6, 2012 at 8:20 am

No lie, Noa…you have GOT to get Misty in the League! Her Friday Weekly Whacked posts are the reason I drag my sorry ass out of bed in the morning. READ HER SHIT!
Jen recently posted..Victim’s Rights? Wrong.

Jen January 6, 2012 at 8:14 pm

And I’m not just saying that ‘cuz she’s my Sister Wife. . .and I kinda want to smell her hair. . .but not in a creepy way.
Jen recently posted..Imma be Famous, Bitches!

Front Desk Ninja January 7, 2012 at 11:03 am

I second this nomination for Misty to be in the Funny Bitches League. She’s also in my favourites bar for easy access.

Which sounds insanely dirty. I approve of my own comment.

Jen January 7, 2012 at 11:56 am

That comment? Right there? Is why I’m formally adopting you, Ninja. Welcome to the family.
Jen recently posted..Imma be Famous, Bitches!

Front Desk Ninja January 8, 2012 at 12:30 am

Fuck.Yes.
….I may or may not have too much time on my hands tonight and may draw up adoption papers. Stay tuned.
Front Desk Ninja recently posted..If You Don’t Understand This Joke, We Can’t Be Friends Because I’m Too Old For You

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:03 am

@Jen: I’M ON IT.

@FDN: Approved. SO MUCH approved.

Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd January 6, 2012 at 9:35 am

Noa, I’ve found so many great blogs through your Funny Bitch list. Thank you.
Carrie – Cannibalistic Nerd recently posted..Pop Culture Haiku: Larry the Cable Guy for Prilosec OTC

Bill G. January 6, 2012 at 5:33 pm

That is no joke. This is the most fun I’ve had on the internet in the last 3 years (and I’m counting Swedish porno here).

Jen January 7, 2012 at 11:51 am

The closest I’ve come to Swedish porn is cussing out the instructions on my fucking IKEA shelves.
Jen recently posted..Imma be Famous, Bitches!

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:04 am

@Carrie: Oh shit, I don’t even have to do the work–these bitches are FUNNAY all on their own.

@Bill: Why thank you.

@Jen: I hear that’s all Swedish porn is anyway–particleboard and rage.

Kelly January 6, 2012 at 8:17 pm

How many people can you vote for?

Kelly January 6, 2012 at 8:18 pm

Oh, never mind. I can’t read! Jen, you make me laugh until I pee every day! My whole office loves you. You have our vote!

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:06 am

JEN IS A FUCKING CELEBRITY!

Jen January 7, 2012 at 11:52 am

I am humbled and honored that I can contribute to your incontinence. ((bowing in obeisance))
Jen recently posted..Imma be Famous, Bitches!

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:06 am

You Wheel of Fortuning Celebrity Bitch. WE LOVE YOU.

Bill G. January 7, 2012 at 8:52 pm

Love it!!!

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:07 am

ME TOO.

Miss Sassy Pants January 7, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Oh Noa, you’re so frighteningly funny that I often get too scared to comment.

But seriously, I love this list. It’s almost too much funny to soak up.
Miss Sassy Pants recently posted..I love you more than french fries: Ginny from Ginntastic!

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:08 am

It’s a funny bitch overload!

Also, don’t be scared. I love all comments.

Pish Posh January 8, 2012 at 9:56 pm

Awesome list! I need a whole day off work now to read all these funny bitches. Does that count as a “discretionary day”?

I just started my blog so now I have something to work towards! I will get better and get on this page!! And then be very humble about it like what who me oh well (blush) but really I will be thinking YES!!!!!!!! Anyway its good to have goals!! :)

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:09 am

If you believe it, and if you’re willing to show me your tits, you too can be here.

Jackie G January 9, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Is it bad that I saw I got ‘favorite comment from the last post’ and my first instinct was, “let’s celebrate with WINE!” It’s 2:28 pm on a Monday. I may have a problem. I’m sorry I’m not sorry.

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:10 am

I started drinking at my Granny’s house at 10 am Saturday. Enjoy your wine!

Jaime January 9, 2012 at 10:40 pm

YAY .. can’t wait to see the new All Stars… definitely some awesomesauce blogs on that list!
Jaime recently posted..this cold has zapped my funny

Noa January 10, 2012 at 12:11 am

Even I am excited, and I check the votes about 100 times a day.

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