I’m Like A Motherfucking Scientist

12/11/2011 · 94 comments

in How Did My Life Come To This, Psychological Warfare

It’s Finals Week. In spirit of this most fuck-it-all of times, I have made some charts for you.

I’m going fucking crazy right now. Anyone else procrastinating? I think I may have read just about every Tumblr ever–what are your favorite places/things to do to procrastinate?

In my last post, I featured I Am Pisspot, who is running for a mental health charity. The comments on this post were unbelievably awesome and so helpful. Thank you each and every one who read and comment!


Front Desk Ninja December 12, 2011 at 12:08 am


It’s Jenna Marbles, ranting about Disney Princesses and I feel like you’re secretly Jenna Marbles. She’s the best fucking thing to watch while procrastinating, which I am doing because I’m supposed to be finishing my final test before the final math exam and I’d rather stab christmas tree pine needles into my nails.

She’s all sorts of funny.
I wonder why Kirk Cameron got thrown into the mix, though… explain!

Jen December 12, 2011 at 8:29 am

Pfft! ‘Cuz Kirk Cameron is HAWT! Minus the whole born-again-Left-Behind-Bible-thumping dealio.
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Kelly December 12, 2011 at 9:51 am

I had a poster of KC on my closet door. Hot pink background, popped jean jacket collar. Ohhhhh yeah. Who doesn’t love a guy who has a best friend named Boner?? On my other walls were Poison, Bon Jovi, and Skid Row, who I truly loved, but pretty sure they were the street cred needed to balance out the big shiny halo KC wore.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:01 pm

I have never, ever understood why the name BONER. Aside from hilarity.

Jen December 12, 2011 at 9:13 pm

His friend’s name was Sylvester Stabone. Don’t ask me how I know this shit. I also know Carol Seaver’s middle name was Margaret. You’re welcome.
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Jillian @ Brilliant Title December 12, 2011 at 11:59 pm

I could have sworn her middle name was Anne…
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Misty December 13, 2011 at 10:32 am

That sounds right, actually. Although, I would be hard pressed to doubt Jen and her ability to know fuck all about everything. But, yeah, Carol Anne Seaver.
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Jen December 13, 2011 at 10:59 am

You’re right, it was Ann. And Ben’s was something whickety-whack like Hubert Horatio or some shit like that. Remember that spin-off “Just The 10 Of Us” about Coach Lubbock and his whore daughters? Quality viewing right there, folks.
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Misty December 13, 2011 at 10:33 am

Wait. Did you grow up in my room? Pictures of adorable boys on the back of my door. Hair band tapes in the stereo. Does this all sound familiar? Hold on, Kelly . . . are you . . . are you me? Damn. I thought you sounded familiar.
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Kelly December 14, 2011 at 8:29 am

Nope, Misty, although I have many times wondered if we were separated at birth, but it’s probably just me peeking in your windows. *shrug*
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm

Jen…what the fuck. No ma’am. No. NO.

Noa December 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm

@FDN: FUCK STATISTICS, I HAVE VIDEOS TO WATCH. And honestly–who doesn’t want to make fun of Kirk Cameron?

Jaime December 12, 2011 at 12:28 am

I should have studied all day today…… Do you know what I did? I watched movies all day? Last week, I beat the first 2 God of War games. My favorite thing to do…… Watch funny cat video’s on youtube.

It’s quite ridiculous how much I really don’t give a shit.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:01 pm


Dave in Sherman December 12, 2011 at 12:30 am

I am reading your blog instead of doing my ten page psper for A&M Commerce due tomorrow. WTF is up with us?

Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Awesome is what is up.

Emily December 12, 2011 at 6:24 am

Damn the internet! 2 finals today and yet this is what I am doing. It’s my last semester and my give a fuck isn’t working at all!

Maggie December 12, 2011 at 9:41 am

I’m wondering why I didn’t include reading this blog and then going through the League of Funny Bitches’ blogs as one of my procrastination tools. Test Thursday on topics I ignored for the last 4 months and yet people like us choose to be on the internet. Go team.

Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:03 pm

I once had a back of fucks. I tossed them all away like flowers at a wedding.

Front Desk Ninja December 13, 2011 at 12:07 am

Touche, Noa. Touche.
You’re welcome, by the way. I watched so many of her videos, and I fucking love her accent. My friends and I can’t place it though, the best guess is New Yorker, or Boston..
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Front Desk Ninja December 13, 2011 at 12:10 am

Commenting on your blog hates me now. I’m not sure why….
also, my last comment was meant for under mine. It decided, clearly, it was better off being below someone elses.
When did comments become such bitches?
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Mayor Gia December 12, 2011 at 6:36 am

I have a gollum impression too! Well, dunno if its an impression, exactly…but I like to sit perched on my coach holding my macbook and going MY PRECIOUSSSS while stroking it.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Mine is similar, but I hide behind my island with oreos.

Jen December 12, 2011 at 8:27 am

Instead of devoting these last two weeks working on my thesis and Lit Review and grading essays, I have:

*Colored my nails with a Sharpie
*Learned all of the words to Nicki Minaj’s “SuperBass”
*Taught myself Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” and Flo Rida’s “Club Can’t Handle Me” in sign language
*Watched seasons 2 and 3 of “Castle” on youtube
*Composed haikus about Taco Bell
*Mastered all of the voices on Mario Kart (“I’M the BEST!”. . .”Beep-Beep! BUH-byyyyye”) Meh, it’s better with audio.
*Googled pictures of bacon
*Volunteered as an extra on two episodes of “Grimm”
*Stalked Fred Armisen at the 4th Avenue food trucks
*Stood outside of Urban Outfitters handing out Starbucks applications to the hipsters

Well, the last one isn’t true…simply because I love Starbucks too much to inflict such evil upon them. Good luck with finals. If it’s any consolation, your professors are probably procrastinating more than you; that’s why we all stayed in graduate school for the better part of six years.
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Andi December 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm

JEN! I just finished season 3 of Castle via Netflix and I’m DYING…I won’t know what happened until they come out with season 4. I refuse to watch things out of order or look for spoilers. Kill me now, please.
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Jen December 12, 2011 at 9:14 pm

Season 4 is running right now. We just had the 10th episode!
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:05 pm

I’m going to need a picture of you punching Fred Armisen in the face.

Monica December 12, 2011 at 8:27 am

On a good day, I will read blogs, plays video games, clean a little, write a little, tell my cat she is the best kitty ever, feel bad that I’m ignoring the other cat, tell the other cat she is the best kitty ever and hope the first cat doesn’t hear me, drink coffee, go food shopping, make it to the bathroom before peeing myself, and read Chuck Norris jokes. And this is me fully medicated.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:06 pm

Holy shit.

On a good day I finish an episode of Law and Order.

iampisspot December 12, 2011 at 8:37 am

I had an exam last week. I spent the weeks leading up to it doing everything but revision. My main source of distraction from the revision was Picnik, the photo editing program. I signed up for an account, and edited the shit out of every goddamn photo I own – I then made them into cards to send to people. I really don’t know what my Dad is going to do with his – nothing says Happy Christmas like a photo of your daughter with vampire eyes, blood stains on her face and demon-fangs. But fuck it, that’s his problem – I personally would LOVE a Christmas card like this. You?
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:07 pm

I know it’s expensive to mail overseas (I had to mail a shitload of wedding invitations to Romania. Motherfucking stamps), but if you have room for one more, you know…

Johi December 12, 2011 at 8:53 am

Back in the Dark Ages, when I was a student, when a major test was looming I would suddenly be struck with the urge to deep clean the entire house, bake cookies from scratch and take a long, relaxing bath. Every time. Then I would drink a pot of coffee and stay up until 3 am studying. That my friend is what I like to call “Excellent Time Magnagement”. I still use that same logic for parenting. I should write a fucking book.

I love that you worked Kirk Cameron in not once, but twice. Brilliant. I am crying a little over here.
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Johi December 12, 2011 at 8:55 am

Even though I was never that girl to hang posters of boys in my room; had I been, they would have been Kirk Cameron posters.
I’m actually pretty ashamed of that and would never tell anyone about it….
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:08 pm

My sister does the same thing, but where I am usually hyper-clean, I revert to bachelorette levels of home cleanliness and only do fun things to procrastinate. I can’t even say I have good reasons for not working.

ColinP December 12, 2011 at 9:19 am

I am not saying it should happen, but should the King of the Hipsters accidentally get shived in the neck with a number 2 pencil I don’t think any charges would be made.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:14 pm

King of the Hipsters is the nicest guy ever, but that mayo smell is something fucking awful. He might be febreezemaced instead.

ColinP December 13, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Ahhhh, I thought this was the metaphorical “king of the hipsters” and yes a constant mayo smell is really fucking awful. Although not nearly as bad as 60 gallons of rancid seafood salad… sometimes working at the deli on campus did not have advantages.
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Maggie December 12, 2011 at 9:38 am

Due to the fact that last Wednesday I was 75% done with classes, I’ve since given up on the remaining 25% of important school-related things to do. Pinterest, people.com (WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE ON TIM TEBOW THERE? WHYYYY? ug), and making hard boiled eggs have been my life whilst not studying for a semi-important test. 10 minutes boiling, 10 minutes sitting in hot water, 10 minutes in cold water. Hard boiled eggs eat up a whole half-hour! The ultimate procrastination thing to do!

Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:16 pm

I know this sounds ridiculous, but having Finals at the end of the semester when no one ever cares ever makes things tough. If we all had time turners, this shit would rule.

Ally December 12, 2011 at 9:40 am

All data should be expressed in pentagon charts.

Pentagon charts make pie charts their bitches.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:17 pm

Apparently, they’re called Radar charts which makes them EVEN MORE AWESOME.

Ally December 13, 2011 at 9:39 pm

Oh Shit. The only thing cooler than radar charts is laser charts.
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Kelly December 12, 2011 at 9:57 am

Right now I should be wrapping presents, doing laundry, cleaning out the fridge, doing dishes, or picking up massive piles of dog shit out of the yard, but I’m reading blogs, playing solitaire, and watching Finding Nemo with my boy. I don’t really consider it procrastinating, but multitasking LIKE A BOSS.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:38 pm

I have no presents bought for the holidays. I will be awesomely unprepared forever.

Bananaride December 12, 2011 at 10:02 am

This site amused me for HOURS at work. I laughed so hard I had to leave my desk and go smoke (another awesome procrastinating technique, though I don’t recommend it). I forced other coworkers to read it as well, thus squaring the procrastination level and causing the lack of fuck to spread office-wide.


I’m sure you’ve probably seen this next one before, but she deserves props for all time best procrastination destination on the web:


Of course, your blog is my first destination every morning when I turn on my laptop. I drink coffee, listen to my dogs fight and cats bitch and attempt to start my day sane that way.

Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:39 pm

I’ve re-read Hyperbole for the 4th time now. I’ve read it before, but I figured one more go couldn’t hurt.

Carri December 12, 2011 at 10:05 am

Those are the exact reasons why I’m one math class away from a degree. Fucks? I give none.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:58 pm

I am finishing up Stats on Thursday. I give no fucks either.

Dana the Biped December 12, 2011 at 10:30 am

To procrastinate? I sleep. It’s the one true luxury even poor people can have. (Also, fantasize about David Tennant as The Doctor.)
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 9:59 pm

Oh Dr. Who, I have just started watching you. And I love you.

Dana the Biped December 15, 2011 at 8:55 am

The glasses! The glasses just do me in. And the smart/crazy combo. The Doctor is one of the only fictional characters who can compete with my love for the real Patrick Stewart. (He sweated on my once. It was awesome.)
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Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd December 12, 2011 at 10:37 am

I like to peel things off of other things, take showers, compulsively check my e-mail, pick things out of my dog’s hair, eat Wheat Thins and pretend to play hopscotch on my kitchen floor, play Rock Band because it’s important that I “exercise,” and comment on blog posts.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:00 pm

I put on my headphones and dance like a maniac FOR THE VERY SAME REASONS. Exercise, huh?

Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd December 12, 2011 at 10:07 pm

It’s the only exercise I get.
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Norway December 14, 2011 at 5:24 pm

I’ve made a commitment with myself to get up and start dancing like a crazy person whenever those “Do: For the health of all” commercials come on for the duration of the commercial break.
Except I can’t dance, so only if I’m alone in the room.
And I’m lazy, so only if I can be bothered to get up off the couch for the 30 seconds it will take before I get tired.
And I’m good at making excuses, so only until I stop bothering to tell myself “Next time. No, next time. Not now.” and just forget to give a shit.

I’m gonna get skinny this time. This’ll work; just you wait.

Sara December 12, 2011 at 11:02 am

As a college English Professor who just had the misfortune of grading some of the very worst final research papers in the history of my teaching career, please get back to studying.

AND Good luck!

Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:01 pm

I turned in my 2 research papers last week–95 and 98! If I could only focus on stats, I’d be good.

Britt December 12, 2011 at 11:15 am

I may no longer be a student… but if memory serves me correctly*, there isn’t a professor that won’t take “Sliding Around On My Ass”, “Hula Hooping” or “USB Handed Monster Time” as valid reasons to get an extension on an assignment and/or exam.

I think you’re golden.

*Probs shouldn’t trust my memory. Student-Britt coulda drank a homeless Irishman under the table.

Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:02 pm

I hope my English Professor agrees.

Angie Uncovered December 12, 2011 at 11:25 am

I’m putting off Christmas like I’ve put off my annual exam. So far I’ve gotten a couple of cute things for myself so I’ll look sparkly at the holidays… but as to my shopping I’ve not done a damn thing. Since I have my exam tomorrow, if they can guarantee me that I won’t be dying before Christmas I suppose I’ll shop then. Unless something else comes up.

Current procrastination tool:
Facebook Slot Machines – I have millions of dollars. It’s the only place I feel truly understands how important it is to feel wealthy. I <3 it. I'm sick. I get it. Oooh look at that. First step… admitting you have a problem.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:04 pm

Thanks for not letting me be the only one without any presents bought. I’m so fucked. I only have one week, as we leave for CO on the 24th. HOORAY!

Danielle Geer (@deathbycupakes) December 12, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Kirk Cameron is the Devil. I know this to be true.

My pie chart would have looked like… well… pie.

Because I ate pie.

Lots of pie.

And basically accomplished nothing else.
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm

Did you see Fireproof? It was PROOF.

Jim W December 12, 2011 at 1:32 pm

I’m unfamiliar with that pentagram chart. I LIKE that. . . and not because it made sense, because it didn’t, but because it looks AWESOME!
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:24 pm

There are so many possibilities with that chart. I had 5 drafts.

Andi December 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I’m so far behind on Christmas, I can’t make myself give two shits. Things I do to procrastinate:

http://www.cracked.com, http://www.failblog.org, http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com
— update my library hold list, Netflix list and Amazon wish list
— window shop on Ebay (or Etsy)
— catch up on my DVR backlog
— try on all my clothes to see if I can come up with new outfits
— make candied popcorn (yes, I make my own)
— plan new sewing projects
— fantasize about my imaginary life as an actress, socialite and humanitarian
— comment on blogs
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:27 pm

Oh Cracked, ye of the greatest of timewasters. DYAC is a killer, too. AWAY TO THE PROCRASTINATION.

Kelsey B December 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

When I was a teenager I had a picture of George Stephanopoulos on the back of my closet door, in a tight black t-shirt and blue jeans. Yum. Instead of studying for finals I am planning the after party we’ll have on Friday, learning about this Pinterest thing, laundry, reading blogs, watching every episode of My Drunk Kitchen (again), facebooking of course, and creating a schedule of the things I need to study.

Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:31 pm

I’ve thus far resisted Pinterest, but I feel I may crack soon. NOOOOO.

wagthedad December 12, 2011 at 2:53 pm

Dear Noa,

When I procrastinate I look at the two photos of you I have managed to glean from your blog and twitter within the past six months. I don’t actually DO anything other than LOOK at them.

Does that make me a stalker? Shit, what was the question?

Your graphs are fucking hilarious. I laughed. I cried. I shat my pants.

Do you know what is good for procrastination? Have shitloads of kids. You know how when you procrastinate studying or writing a paper or turning off the stove? You know how it is when you get right down to zero hour and you are all freaked out you’re not going to finish and even if you do, you’re going to do a crappy job so why bother but you really really need to get that shit done because it involves your FUTURE?

That’s what having kids is like. All the time. You never have time to complete anything in a satisfactory way, and you never have time to really give a shit other than to panic like fuck and that’s why people with lots of kids do so much toward furthering the human race.

I mean, look at those Duggar people.

Sincerely Yours
Wag the Dad
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Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Dear Wag,

I love how you always write me letters in comments and the fact that you’re balls to the wall fucking crazy.

I uploaded a shitload of pictures to Facebook just now. Enjoy.


Eejaye December 12, 2011 at 3:53 pm

My gave a fuck was defunct ages ago. That’s why I dropped out of college and is now a stay at home crazy lady with two spawns of the devil who insist on calling me mommy.

And Kirk Cameron? Really? FTMFW baby! Kirk is awesome.

Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:33 pm

I’m a stay at home comedian come Friday. AND I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT.

Rebecca December 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm

5000 word essay due in Wednesday. It’s now 00:45am. I’m supposed to be writing the introduction, but instead I came here and then laughed my fluffy pyjama socks off at the topic of today’s blog post.

Internet, thy name is Procrastination.

Noa December 12, 2011 at 10:33 pm

I think your essay should include some charts.

Kat December 12, 2011 at 7:36 pm

How do I procrastinate, I don’t try, it just happens. It’s like my natural hidden talent. Some people can dance, some people can roll their tongue, I procrastinate! In fact I’m so good at getting things done at the last minute, I literally can not work on a paper or studying until its the last possible minute. I’m actually referred to as the Queen of the Last Minute! I even have a professor that will refer students to me who are in a time crunch & are panic’ing’.

Norway December 14, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I bow at your feet. Teach me?

Noa December 19, 2011 at 6:57 pm

My procrastination weirdly paid off this time, as I didn’t “over” study and forget a shitload of material. High Fives, Kat, Queen of the Last Minute.

Jennifer December 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm

I have FIVE finals this week. And between your graphs making me cry-snot laugh and Texts from Bennett requiring me to revisit long lost friend urban-dictionary, I have managed to waste hours instead of writing a final paper and memorizing “An Essay on Man.” Somehow I think the 4.0 is going to give way this semester.

Noa December 19, 2011 at 6:57 pm

I hope yours went as well as mine did! I, too, had 5 this week!

Ninja Mom December 12, 2011 at 9:21 pm

Nothing cures procrastination quite like the nesting instinct that kicks in during the last month of pregnancy. Can you be 8 months pregnant in time for the exam? Surely Kirk Cameron could help you out.
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 6:58 pm

I’m sure he would. I’d need a blindfold and a lot of cinnamon.

Jillian @ Brilliant Title December 13, 2011 at 12:16 am

I do not believe anyone has said anything about drinking. When my roommates and I would study for finals, we kept a list of “Shit We Said While Studying for Finals,” including “Kids in Africa have glue?” and “You should Neti-pot with tequila!” Then we would drink a lot of wine and eat Puffy Cheetos, the greatest synthetic food ever created.
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 6:59 pm

Don’t worry. I drank. I always will.

Misty December 13, 2011 at 10:49 am

I Drink. The end.

Actually, it’s been many years since I had to “study” but I would always clean or straighten stuff. And you need to know me. I loathe cleaning in any form. I will straighten when forced, but cleaning is a never happens type of thing. Yet when exams or term papers were looming, I would always avoid them with the one thing I could never stand to do if I wasn’t avoiding something I couldn’t stand more.

And admit it, Noa. You just wrote this post so your followers would give you new ideas of things to do to procrastinate more, right? Knew it!

I must know . . . did you or the ice machine win? Those buggers can be crafty !
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 7:02 pm

THE FUCKING ICE MACHINE WILL ALWAYS WIN. That sombitch has the upper hand. It will never ever stop making ice but will never dispense it. I don’t even know where it goes.

kim December 13, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Procrastinating? Maybe. Or maybe I really don’t give a fuck about Christmas cards, the 26 messages left on the house phone, shoveling the walk, hanging the new mailbox or changing all the burned out lightbulbs, at least not right now. I’m having too much fun dancing to “Moves Like Jagger” with the kids. One day, the feeling will hit and I’ll knock it all out. Or not.
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 7:05 pm

That give a fuck starts to tank around the end of the year. It’s convenient that the Jeez’s birthday is at the end of the year so that we get presents to rejuvenate us.

bschooled December 13, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Um, so either my water broke or I just urinated myself reading “How Much Does This chart Make Sense?”

Since I haven’t had sex in well over a year, I’m hoping it’s the latter. (Fingers crossed!)
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 7:06 pm

I’m dying to know which one it was.

Bill G. December 16, 2011 at 9:41 am

I have 5 more classes until I get a master’s degree. I have a final exam on 12/22 for my stress analysis class. I don’t ever want to see a differential equation or stress tensor again. Get a rope and hang me.

Next semester: Continuum Mechanics. I don’t even know what the fuck that is. I guess that’s what happens when you apply forces to flat plates and steel bars, and then make them go the speed of light or some shit.

Noa December 19, 2011 at 7:06 pm

WHAT THE FUCK? Good luck, bitch, because I barely eeked out of Stats.

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