Anyone who makes fun of that fucking Folgers Commercial and Christine O’Donnell is my hero.
This, by default, makes Eireann from Alcoholics Conspicuous my fucking hero. She’s obscenely hilarious and I want to hug her for being so goddamn funny.
I may want to do more than hug. Who knows. We’ll see where the night takes us, yes?
Goddamn I hate that Folgers commercial. Go fuck yourself, weird coffee. Keep bringing the funny, y’all!
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Becca: “I kid you not I have used the following method on both my dogs and kids. Spray Bottle. Fill with a little water, squirt at arm (for child) or hind quarters (for dog) to stop the behavior that has you thinking about committing homicide. Be consistent and be fast (gotta catch the kidlets and the animals in the act)! Usually by the third squirt they start to get the picture. I got it to the point where all I have to do now is just bring out the bottle, no squirting required for both animals and kids to stop screwing around…”