These kids at DisneyWorld were DICKS, y’all, and the parents were totally fucking chill about it. I was about to elbow some babyfaces in. Have you ever encountered a truly dickish child? What happened?
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Monica: “So, like, four times I read this as “John Cleese.” And four times I thought, “God, I love John Cleese. That is one stupid funny motherfucker.” And four times I thought, “But that dude totally doesn’t need Noa to pimp him. He’s insanely famous already.” And I’m not even drinking Scotch yet.”