Funny Bitch Friday: GweenBrick

11/11/2011 · 36 comments

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I recently had the question asked of me, “How do you choose who’s in The League?” Each week, I go down the list, reading through, and one will really stand out to me and make my laugh so hard I shit myself. They get in The League that week.

This week, it’s GweenBrick.

Holy shit.

It’s Not A Short Bus, It’s A Long Van 

Death In The Family

Bikram

I Am Hogging The Truth

This I No Longer Believe

I Can Now Die

Go show some love AND FUCKING LAUGH, OKAY.

Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From Jen: “Dear Snow White, Two whole hours I watched and all you ate was a fucking apple? wake up and smell the eating disorder, Mary Kate.
Dear Ariel, Nice message. Give up the tail and shut the fuck up and your prince will come. News flash, Paris Hilton: He ain’t gonna buy the tank when he’s gettin’ the fish for free. 
Dear Mulan, Please tell me of a single time when a woman joining an all-male army didn’t result in a gangbang of epic proportions. Hmmm. . .almost makes me want to enlist. 
Dear Disney Channel, Kudos on providing such positive female role models for our young girls! Every time I see Miley Cyrus flipping off the camera while she takes another bong hit or watch Selena Gomez dry-humping Justin Bieber I take a sigh of relief and thank the baby Jeebus that I have boys.”

 

Dani November 11, 2011 at 3:24 pm

Every single fiber of my being doesn’t want to find this funny, because it couldn’t be LESS PC. Seriously. HOWEVER… After spending 16 years as a Behavior Therapist for children with severe Autism, I have to say that THIS SHIT IS FUNNY. The long van blog was freaking hilarious because I can relate to just about every single thing, up to and (unfortunately) including the poop-catching.

(I spent a summer trying to potty train a sneaky pooper. It was like freaking The Fugitive. Every time I turned my back for one second he left a pile of poop somewhere OTHER than the toilet. Good times, y’all… good fucking times.)

You have to laugh because THIS IS LIFE.

Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:21 am

It never crossed my mind that this was not appropriate–just unreasonably funny. I don’t have a soul, though.

Dani November 11, 2011 at 3:34 pm

P.S.

Thank you so much for the Bikram blog… it killed me. The drawing of the baby with the blue diaper and the Elmo with genitalia… I hope you used it as your birth announcements.

Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:22 am

Wouldn’t that be the most fun ever to explain to your in-laws? “I know this guy named Bikram…”

Johi November 11, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I’m SUPPOSED to be doing laundry but Oh good Lord- I started reading and I couldn’t stop. Now I need to rewash those clothes that have been sitting in the washer growing mold. Thanks Gweenbrick.

Seriously though. Awesome.
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:22 am

It’s so very addictive. You’re welcome.

Dani November 11, 2011 at 4:55 pm

I’ve been sitting here for two hours reading this blog… omg. Fucking. Brilliant.
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:22 am

I’m so glad I’ve created a monster out of you.

Amalia Hughes November 16, 2011 at 8:56 am

Haha only you Dani ? :)) We are MONSTERS now lol !
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Jaclyn November 11, 2011 at 6:31 pm

I hadn’t seen this blog at all before. It. Is. AMAZING.
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:23 am

It’s funny how you go so long without reading something like this, and then BLAM. Awesome.

Sars! November 11, 2011 at 7:50 pm

holy shit! my sides hurt and I snort laughed long enough I had to pee. Awesome choice!
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:23 am

Why thank you! I rather agree.

gweenbrick November 11, 2011 at 8:24 pm

Hey Noa!
Thanks for putting me in the League. It is extremely gratifying to have people read my stupid blog posts and actually enjoy them.
You are super awesome and I have nothing witty to say, but thank you!!!!

Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:23 am

You are well-loved, my friend, because you are fucking hilarious. Keep it coming.

Jaime November 11, 2011 at 11:23 pm

I’m excited… give me some funny drawings in a blog and I’m there!
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:24 am

You’ll be a fan for life, I’m sure.

Feryx November 12, 2011 at 5:27 am

I am a BIG BIG fan of Gweenbrick!! In fact I recently interviewed him –> http://feryxlim.posterous.com/gweenbrick-sandpapers-the-hooves-off-giraffes.
He is awesome.. AWESOME!
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:24 am

GAH. You discovered it first. I am so sad now.

Monica November 12, 2011 at 11:48 am

I hate you so much. I’ve gone through all this trouble to be medicated because I couldn’t concentrate worth dick. Just when my meds were starting to work, you brought all these funny bitches into my life.
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:25 am

I’m so sorry.

No. I’m not. Whoops.

Gia November 12, 2011 at 12:56 pm

As someone who worked for an org that served people with DD, this is great.
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:26 am

I’m glad you like!

wagthedad November 13, 2011 at 5:06 am

I fucking laughed. Thanks, Noa, as always.
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:26 am

Anytime, Wag.

kim November 13, 2011 at 8:25 pm

It feels sooooooo good to laugh like this :)
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Noa November 14, 2011 at 1:26 am

I’m glad I can show you the way.

JRose November 14, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Gweenbrick is awesome and deserves to be in this League of Funny Bitches which I am just now hearing about for the first time, which makes me slightly sad because I am both a bitch and funny… but I touch less poop than Gweenbrick so he has probably earned it more than I have at this point.
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Noa November 15, 2011 at 12:10 pm

Poop is not necessarily a qualifier. It can help, though.

Dirtycowgirl November 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm

I love Gweenbrick, just followed the link over from his post.
His blog is one that I often read back through, and sit there crying with laughter. Can I suggest that anyone visiting also check out his amazing product reviews – utter genius that will have you wetting yourself :)
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Noa November 15, 2011 at 12:24 pm

He’s so absurdly funny that I’m sad I haven’t been reading it longer.

krouth November 15, 2011 at 1:01 pm

Gweenbrick rules! I just followed the link in his post over here to tell you that – even though you already knew it or you wouldn’t have put him in the league with the rest of you funny bitches… Oh well – nevermind.
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Noa November 21, 2011 at 3:19 pm

I appreciate the assertion nonetheless.

Gemma Phelan February 5, 2012 at 5:00 pm

Amazing blog. Thanks for give me smiling today……….go ahead.
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Noa February 10, 2012 at 1:07 am

And thank you, assumed spammer, for your complimentary nuts.

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