We all have issues in our lives. Recently, I’ve been waging a war with my thermostat about its idea of automatic settings and that FUCK YOU, 62 DEGREES IS NOT OKAY. Fuck you, thermostat.
However, this is about Abby Has Issues, and hers are so much funnier than mine. I’ll prove it.
I’ve had Abby in The League for a while, but have not featured her yet because I am an asshole. Go show her some love, because she is goddamn funny.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From BSchooled: “LO-OOVE this!! Only instead of six face tattoos, I usually end up waking up next to the guy with only one tattoo, of his recently deceased wife, located on the same arm that has somehow ended up just two inches from my face. I figure it’s the closest I’ll ever get to having a threesome.”