Good Lord, someone take my computer away from me.
Is there someone (dead or alive) you’d like to text?
–Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Dani: “I have been taking her advice on How Not To Get Hired very, very seriously… and it’s working like a charm. I have an interview this afternoon and I have my Whorish Outfit on, my meat sleeve prepped and ready, and my skankiest bra strap hanging down my arm. I’m considering “borrowing” the neighbor’s baby, just to show how much I love children. She’s my Role Model.”