Everyone has that friend that you always look to for advice. She’s always punctuated with hilarity with some really fantastic ideas about how you should not be such a douchebag and just live your life for once–like a black movie character written by a team of white guys.
Ladies and Gentlemen, The League now has one of our very own–Allie from I’m Not Really A Barista.
Some of her obscenely funny advice columns:
And other fucking funny posts:
I’m currently researching how to become a stripping sister wife with Allie.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Jake: “When I read “Snatch Burns and Sleigh Bells” on Twitter, I immediately got that song from the Sound of Music in my head—a really fucked up version of that song, that is.”