OH DEAR LEAGUERS
I usually try to aim Funny Bitch Friday at writers, but I’ve deviated. I HAVE DEVIATED.
I usually try to aim Funny Bitch Friday at underrated funny bitches, but I’ve deviated. I HAVE SINNED.
And from time to time, we all deviate. The comedy Gods forgive us, we drink the sacred Patron, and live another day!
Today, I want to take a second to talk to you about the good news.
The good news about Kristen Motherfucking Wiig, one of the funniest bitches to come along in a very, very long time. If you don’t know Wiig, she’s an SNL cast member with the versatility and weird-funny of Ferrell in his heydey, BUT SHE HAS TITS.
Iconoclasts: Bjork and Charles Barkley
Traffic School Penelope
Lawrence Welk With Betty White
Kristen Wiig is a fucking genius.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Potentially Reformed Whore: “Wait, there are people who don’t make those exact prom decisions? Does that also mean that (1) not everyone’s mother repeatedly threatens to punch date in “beezer,” and (2) there are beezered jackhats who don’t refer to prom dates as “whore” throughout the glitter-clad dance and afterparty?I now have to reserve more time than I’d planned for auto-apologeticness. Guess I’ll have to stop drinking, dream weaving and writing thank-you notes to make room.”