I love a lot of things about Johi from Confessions of a Corn Fed Girl.
1. Her name. Seriously, that shit is cool.
2. Her comments, because the most recent one featured a Bea Arthur reference AND a cop reference and that is amazing.
3. Her motherfucking funny-ass blog.
Seriously. Johi has some some funny bitchin’ skills, y’all.
The Ultra-Cool How-To’s:
And Other Hilariousness:
Johi is fucking rad, y’all. I hope you enjoy, and I hope you show her some love, and I hope you keep bringing the funny.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Johi (Of Course): “I have a good friend who goes out and rents overpriced costumes for Halloween parties, while we make our own from the “costume bin” in my smelly attic. So imagine my glee when he showed up in a gold lame gown as King Tut. Only he has red hair and freckles and was wearing a dress and looked nothing like King Tut. He looked more like Bea Arthur (Dorothy) from the Golden Girls. We pointed and laughed at him all night, but first I lined his eyes in black eyeliner. It was pure gold (no pun intended). ….and then we all got drunk and my husband’s beloved smoke machine set off the fire alarm in the building so the fire department showed up and then I (being dressed as a cop) frisked an *actual* fireman. Bea Arthur made me do it.”