Funny Bitches, meet Alicia.
We met doing improv in Dallas, where we bonded over how fucking weird and socially awkward we both were, and I secretly stalked her from afar because damn, y’all, this bitch be funny. Alicia can go from playing a German who’s propositioning you with Kool-Aid to a Demon trying to wreck your wedding in 3 seconds. I bow down to her ability to play characters. Alicia just may be the funniest bitch I’ve ever met. And that’s saying something, because HOLY FUCK do I know some Funny Bitches.
Most of the time, I like to highlight people who are hilarious through writing. I’m nothing if I’m not an equal opportunity ho–Alicia makes videos that make me want to cry they’re so funny. Oh look, here’s one now!
Alicia’s going to start making videos with me, because she is awesome. I’m going to put them up here so you can see them and love them and WE’RE BRINGING YOU THE FUNNY THROUGH ALL KINDS OF MEDIA. Magic.
In the next couple of weeks, Alicia and I are going to be posting the videos; hopefully they’ll make you shit your pants you’re laughing so hard.
Bring fresh panties, and probably don’t watch these in front of your boss. He’ll judge you for that.
Trust me on that one.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Kelly: “States should create the position of “Dangerballs Czar” to immediately decrease all levels of fuckery, asshattery, and twatwafflery. I nominate myself. You’re welcome, Tennessee.”