Funny Bitch Friday: Wendi Aarons

08/26/2011 · 15 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I recently had the pleasure of meeting Wendi Aarons at BlogHer (Thanks, Elizabeth!), and from the first sentence she said to me, I knew I’d love her.

“Nice to meet you. I’m getting the hell out of here because this sucks.”

Straight up, honest, and fucking rad.

And then I started reading her blog, and I fell in love with her all over again because that describes her perfectly. She’s enabling me to be the worst stalker in the world. She’s concise in a way I can never seem to be, but still slams out the funniest fucking posts like so few in the world can. You can stalk her to, now.

I Hate You, TV

It’s Been A Cruel, Cruel Summer

A Few Thoughts On Swimsuits

Coke Dependency

Memories of a Fanilow

The Shit List

And in honor of the 111 degrees it was in Denton yesterday (There is no God in Texas Anymore)

Fun Things To Do When The Heat Index is 107 Degrees!

Go on, show her some love, and so I don’t stab myself from the searing Heat that bubbles up from the anus of Texas and creates what most of the world jokingly refers to as, “weather,” keep bringing the funny.

Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From Dangerboy: “I once thought it’d be great to invent a hands-free way to pack the handcannon. Then I realized it had been going strong for a long time, and they call it sex. I’m so glad the days of high school are far, far behind me.”

 

Kristine August 26, 2011 at 8:09 am

Lovelovelove Wendi.
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Noa August 26, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Ditto!

Jaclyn August 26, 2011 at 8:22 am

awesome
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Noa August 26, 2011 at 3:45 pm

She truly is.

Marinka August 26, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Pfft, I’ve been a Wendi Aarons fan for years. I even have her autograph!
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Noa August 28, 2011 at 9:19 pm

Damnit. Now I look like a desperate mainstreamer.

Jen Reinmuth August 26, 2011 at 8:00 pm

Hey, girl! My co-worker Juels said she sent you a link and nominated me for consideration into the LOFB. You’re a freakin’ crack-up and if there’s room for one more snarky bee-yotch, I’d be honored.
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Noa August 28, 2011 at 9:19 pm

You’re on my nominations list! You have awesome friends.

Jen Reinmuth August 29, 2011 at 9:15 am

Yeah, my homies are pretty fucking epic, not gonna lie.
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natalie August 27, 2011 at 9:10 am

my dream is to make your funny bitch friday list…is that weird? fuck it. i love you.

Noa August 28, 2011 at 9:20 pm

I fucking love you too.

Angie August 27, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Just an FYI… I think since I started reading your blog I’ve added all of your Funny Bitches. You and your kind are what is causing me to be on the verge of losing my job. I love ya for it! Keep up the great work!
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Noa August 28, 2011 at 9:20 pm

I’m…honored? to be the one to make you almost lose your job.

elizabeth- flourish in progress August 29, 2011 at 10:35 am

Wendi? Funny AND classy.

God clearly plays favorites.
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