Funny Bitch Friday: Hate You Probably

08/05/2011 · 15 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Are you ready for some motherfucking irony?

I DON’T hate Hate You Probably. In fact, I fucking adore her. Partially because I’m horrified every time that I laugh at something she writes because I feel like it shouldn’t be funny but it just is. 

Good Game, Life

I Wanted To Be A Millionaire

That’s Mrs. Michael Corleone To You

Seriously, TCAP, Get Your Shit Together

I Almost Was The Face On The Milk Carton

I’m An Assest To Your Kickball Team. I Swear.

And just like that stripper in Tijuana that squirted that breastmilk, I feel a little weird leaving, but I know it was fucking hilarious when I was there.

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HYP August 5, 2011 at 8:37 am

Um. I don’t know what to say. This is so fucking awesome that I make you laugh and you want to tell people about it.

I am totally shoving this in everyone’s face today and for the rest of my life.

For the record…I don’t hate you, probably.

Noa August 8, 2011 at 5:25 pm

I can live with probably. Most people who know me live on that fine line between love and probably hate.

Angie August 5, 2011 at 10:56 am

I opened her blog to her TCAP post and I’m in love.
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Noa August 8, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Benny Hill has new meaning for me now.

Tazer August 5, 2011 at 12:23 pm

Yes. I’m smitten.

Another way to completely decimate any semblance of a social life I might have had. YESSSSSSS.
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Noa August 8, 2011 at 5:26 pm

You’re welcome, Tazer, for giving you more excuses not to go outside. I use them for that purpose as well.

Johi August 5, 2011 at 12:47 pm

She is brilliant. Pure and simple. And that school picture where she is sitting like a lady and staring down the camera while apparently breathing through her mouth is genius too.
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Noa August 8, 2011 at 5:26 pm

She’s a total package, that HYP.

Andi August 5, 2011 at 1:19 pm

She had me at wanting to be Mrs. Michael Corleone (that is a perfectly respectable career choice, I don’t know WTF was wrong with her teacher).
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Noa August 8, 2011 at 5:27 pm

If I were her teacher, I would have passed her up a grade for that shit.

Tattoo My Heart August 5, 2011 at 9:59 pm

*giggle* *snort*
Thanks for sharing! I hate most people, but damn, that girl is too funny to not like! :)

Noa August 8, 2011 at 5:27 pm

And thusly, she demonstrated irony more accurately than anything.

Alexandra August 11, 2011 at 1:29 am

I adore HYP.

And that’s not too strong a word, either.
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Noa August 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm

You’re like a baby kitten in your niceness.

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