Are you ready for some motherfucking irony?
I DON’T hate Hate You Probably. In fact, I fucking adore her. Partially because I’m horrified every time that I laugh at something she writes because I feel like it shouldn’t be funny but it just is.
And just like that stripper in Tijuana that squirted that breastmilk, I feel a little weird leaving, but I know it was fucking hilarious when I was there.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Lynne: “North Carolina: The Newest Mexico”