Funny Bitch Friday: A Total Waste Of Heels

08/12/2011 · 32 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

With A Total Waste of Heels, it was love at first sight. And it was completely and totally based on our shared love of these two ridiculous videos.

This one:

And this one:

The good news is, she’s a fucking hilarious writer as well. AND I HAVE THE PROOF.

A Few Short Letters To Everyday Douches: Because I Care

As A Child, I Wanted To Marry Winnie The Pooh

This Week in Life

I Have Subway Rage. Not The Sandwich Kind.

Sweet Jesus, That’s A Muscle?

Keep bringing the funny, bitches.

Favorite Comment From The Last Post
From Luda: “Wait a second. It’s not considered mainstream to celebrate two clean STD tests in a row? I must’ve been living under a herpes-riddled rock for the past 25 years, then.”

 

Tazer WP August 12, 2011 at 1:37 am

I love you Noa. And hells y es, funny bitch indeed!
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 1:59 pm

I fucking love you, Tazer.

Hilarity in Shoes August 12, 2011 at 8:08 am

OK. that site is hysterical. There’s something about Canadians that makes them funnier than regular people, even when they are not mining the obvious comedic gold of their heritage (moose, year-round snow, curling, poutine.)
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

I’m questioning your North-Of-The-Border theory. Mostly because I tend to be incredibly suspicious of Canadians.

tavie August 12, 2011 at 9:54 am

I think I’m in love. My favorite Funny Bitch Friday thus far!

Noa August 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

She’s pretty fucking awesome.

leigh August 12, 2011 at 10:46 am

oh shiz… thank you so much for sharing her… damn that bitch is funny.
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

Anytime!

Jenbug August 12, 2011 at 12:53 pm

She’s great – thanks for sharing the funny, Noa! I’m so glad you do Funny Bitch Friday because you introduce me (us) to so many funny bloggers. Although, my reader, it’s getting a little out of control!
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

I’m here to make your reader MORE AWESOME THAN EVER.

Jenbug August 12, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Mission accomplished!
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 4:55 pm

Fuck yes.

Leslie August 12, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Sometimes when I am in a public place I rarely frequent I will wait in front a row of empty stalls until someone vacates the ONE stall that is in use and then I will rush into that one. I sit in there and try to inaudibly laugh because I know that person is Freaked The Fuck Out. It’s a game I play to see if they are too freaked for hygiene – will they or won’t they leave without washing their hands?

Your posts give me a similar joy.
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

I have no words for this. I’m…flattered? I think that’s the word. Yes. Yes it is.

Leslie August 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Most of the time they leave without washing their hands. I know you were wondering.

That’s right. In my childish attempt to amuse myself, I am contributing to e coli epidemics and the further breakdown of shame and civility in society. What of it?

Oh, when I say it like that, it sounds really bad. I’m probably going to stop playing this game.
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Jenbug August 12, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Hell no, keep playing! If they’re too freakedthefuckout to wash their paws, then they deserve their e coli.
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 4:55 pm

That’s natural selection. You’re just playing God.

Lady B August 12, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Uhm. I’ve totally added you to the list of people I want to dry hump.

Or at the very least share a tasteful dinner with.

Its pretty much up to you.
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 2:07 pm

YOU PROMISED ME FIRST BASE. THAT’S THE DEAL.

Lady B August 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

FINE – Jesus.

First base it is.

Quick question – what IS first base these days? I feel like sexting has ruined my conventional view of sexual favours.

Its like a good old fashions feel-up isn’t good enough for todays youth.
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm

I never knew what First Base was in the first place. I was hoping you knew. We’re like a coupla 12-year-olds.

Luda August 12, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Thanks for giving me the little end-of-post award thingy!
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Noa August 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm

Thanks for being fucking hilarious.

Padded Cell Princess August 12, 2011 at 6:13 pm

If that second video was the Asian equivalence of Zumba then they won’t be able to sell many work out videos. Nobody wants to look like that!
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Noa August 14, 2011 at 10:22 pm

I want to learn to dance like that.

Alexandra August 15, 2011 at 1:01 am

Oh, another freakin canadian to love.

They’re just taller/smart/faster/stronger.
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 12:53 am

Especially in heels.

Andrea Sharpe December 6, 2011 at 2:11 am

I’m questioning your North-Of-The-Border theory. What of it? Mostly because I tend to be incredibly suspicious of Canadians.
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 12:54 am

I FUCKING LOVE SPAMMERS.

Yvonne Kinney December 11, 2011 at 10:27 am

I’m questioning your North-Of-The-Border theory. I think I’m in love. Mission accomplished! I have no words for this.
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Noa December 19, 2011 at 12:55 am

Oh Man, Yvonne, you and Andrea be commenting on the same shit. CRAY CRAY.

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