Funny Bitch Friday: 27b/6

08/19/2011 · 19 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

If you’ve never heard of David Thorne and the majesty of all that he writes, touches, and slaps his dick onto, then fuck you.

Thorne is so goddamn good at being fucking hilarious that he makes me think my lifelong goals of being funny, because I will never be this good. As hard as I try, I’ll never think of Missing Missy.

I will never have a kid this amazing.

Or rage against a school and seemingly innocent permission slip as well as he does.

I’ve tried to pay bills with alcohol, but I never thought of using a cartoon spider.

I’m fairly sure that all the BlockBuster Stores in the greater DFW area have become terror dens for Tea Partiers, so I’ll not get to be this fantastic.

He does make me glad that I don’t have to work in the design industry. I was once a bridal consultant, but it was like being forced to be a porn fluffer for women who smell like dirty lakes full of Juggalos.

Mother of God. I’ll never be this funny.

Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From Rachael: “Wait, when the fuck did starting a clique become a GOOD thing? Didn’t these assholes watch Mean Girls? The advice I got as a teenager was to be awesome, and to be more awesome than everyone else, so I did. It worked. Looking back, it isn’t surprising that it was so easy to be more awesome than everyone else. I mean, we were teenagers. We all sucked. I just had to suck LESS.”


Tazer WP August 19, 2011 at 1:14 am

Oh dear god. I’m crying. CRYING! NOA! Dammit!!!
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Noa August 20, 2011 at 1:45 pm

I’m glad he makes you laugh as much as he does me.

Lilscorpiosweet August 19, 2011 at 3:07 am

Sweet Baby Jesus he is fucking hilarious. It’s 2:05 a.m. here and I am laughing so hard I am soo glad no one is home. I am taking this brief moment to catch my breath to tell you that insomnia is my best friend again and you have provided me with entertainment. Thank you.
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Noa August 20, 2011 at 1:45 pm

Thorne will keep you laughing for years.

Liz August 19, 2011 at 5:04 am

I love this dude, have followed him for a while. King of awesomeness and he’s an Aussie. rock on david.

Noa August 20, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Aussies are fucking rad as shit.

Liz August 20, 2011 at 11:36 pm

Uh hunh, fair dinkum mate.. we sure are. :)

Hoody Hoo August 19, 2011 at 7:22 am

OHMAHFRICKINGAWD. When you click a link and the first thing you see is “David Thorne: The kind of friend Jesus would have.” YOU KNOW YOU WILL BE PEEING YOUR PANTS! Welcome to the League, you funny motherfucker!
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Noa August 20, 2011 at 1:46 pm

He’s not even lying.

Desire' August 19, 2011 at 7:27 am

gahh missing missy is my favorite thing to ever happen! this is crazy because i just remembered david thorne yesterday and went to check his website to see if he had updated and i found this gem about the 10 formal complaints this man has filed against him at work:
i may have peed myself while reading. no big deal.
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Noa August 20, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Oh the complaints. Thorne is neverending in his awesome.

Metta (the letter m) August 19, 2011 at 8:08 am

Heh, he’s actually partially responsible for me finding your blog. I found Bloggess from his, and yours from hers.

The local newspaper had a writeup about his new book, and they even interviewed the poor schmuck on the other end of the pie chart emails to ask his opinion of David Thorne. Needless to say, the guy had a total cryfest about how his business was ruined and his life was over … which made it even funnier, really.
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Noa August 20, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Thorne got even more awesome for introducing you to me and the Bloggess.

Anne August 19, 2011 at 9:46 am

I LOVE David Thorne!
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Noa August 21, 2011 at 8:48 pm

As we all should.

Robyn August 19, 2011 at 4:23 pm

I love David Thorne, I seriously wish I had the goolies to do stuff like him, even if it only ended up half as funny.

The ‘Overdue Account’ article was featured on a British comedy news show once, it was probably the funniest episode they will ever make.

Noa August 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Thorne is fucking magical. He’s probably got the funniest stuff I’ve ever read.

Angie Uncovered August 22, 2011 at 2:21 pm

Ha! I am not the only one who found you lovely people via 27bslash6! David’s work has prevented me from actually getting any work done several time. I was thinking of being him when I grow up. Then I decided not to grow up. :)
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