The Randomist, AKA OH Look a Paddle Boat, AKA Heather Heartless, is a busy fucking lady.
When she’s not posting comments that make my cry laughing at my desk, she’s writing a fucking awesome blog. And it’s time she gets her due.
Her blog reads like a manifesto of what I’m sure every woman really thinks and wants to say, but so few actually do for fear of being judged.
Your loss, scared bitches, because Heather Heartless beat you to it.
Eat, Pray, Love Makes Me Want To Kill Myself (You and me both, ho)
Go show her some love, and keep bringing the funny.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Tans: “How about an extra credit medical course: Name that Rash: did you pass out in the poison ivy or are you just a slut?”