Here is where you say, “Oh, Noa,” and we laugh because it’s like a weird online version of a 50’s sitcom but lacking Betty White and bulletproof bras.
Or, more accurately, here’s where I laugh, because you are GODDAMN HILARIOUS.
Rachael (notice that extra A in her name? Don’t forget it or she’ll fuck you right up) has a snappy sense of humor that reminds me so of The Bloggess, because it’s weird and wonderful all at the same time.
Things That Are Not Rape (Hint: Rape is Rape)
And my favorites…
Those Horrible Medical Advice posts fucking kill me. They’re consistently awesome.
Go check her out, show her some love, and keep bringing the funny!
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Zombie, Esq.: “You will totes survive and carry on being hilarious. In other news, I hope they give you your teeth as you leave, because that was the highlight of my experience and I am just going to go ahead and assume you’re the kind of person that’s into souvenirs. I reacted badly to anesthetic and my surgeon ended up carrying me across the parkinglot over his shoulder to stuff me in the back of my mom’s shitty Buick (which was parked next to his BMW). I had a scrip for painkillers and a baggie of teeth clutched in one sweaty hand. The day was compounded by my dad grinding up my hydrocodone and putting them in a glass of orange juice for me to drink, because he was afraid I couldn’t swallow. Sweet, but disgusting. Oh, the memories!”