Funny Bitch Friday: Oh, Rachael

07/15/2011 · 16 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Oh, Rachael.

Here is where you say, “Oh, Noa,” and we laugh because it’s like a weird online version of a 50’s sitcom but lacking Betty White and bulletproof bras.

Or, more accurately, here’s where I laugh, because you are GODDAMN HILARIOUS.

Rachael (notice that extra A in her name? Don’t forget it or she’ll fuck you right up) has a snappy sense of humor that reminds me so of The Bloggess, because it’s weird and wonderful all at the same time.

Things That Are Not Rape (Hint: Rape is Rape)

The Stages of Moving

Don’t Sleep With Me

Neighbor Theories: The Dude Upstairs

Easter Dildos: Jesus Would Be So Proud

And my favorites…

Horrible Medical Advice of The Week: Ancient Native American Dandruff Remedy

Horrible Medical Advice of The Week: Dremel Tools and You

Those Horrible Medical Advice posts fucking kill me. They’re consistently awesome.

Go check her out, show her some love, and keep bringing the funny!

Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From Zombie, Esq.: “You will totes survive and carry on being hilarious. In other news, I hope they give you your teeth as you leave, because that was the highlight of my experience and I am just going to go ahead and assume you’re the kind of person that’s into souvenirs. I reacted badly to anesthetic and my surgeon ended up carrying me across the parkinglot over his shoulder to stuff me in the back of my mom’s shitty Buick (which was parked next to his BMW). I had a scrip for painkillers and a baggie of teeth clutched in one sweaty hand. The day was compounded by my dad grinding up my hydrocodone and putting them in a glass of orange juice for me to drink, because he was afraid I couldn’t swallow. Sweet, but disgusting. Oh, the memories!”

 

Rachael July 15, 2011 at 5:18 am

HOLY CRAP THAT’S ME!

Noa, you are my favorite. I have added the button to my page and EVERYTHING.
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Noa July 15, 2011 at 2:09 pm

You deserve it! You’re funny as all fucking hell. Welcome to The League.

Shannon July 15, 2011 at 7:02 am

I’m so glad you do this every Friday. You’re my best source for new awesome blogs to read. I think the only time I haven’t started following someone you’ve recommended has been when I already follow them. But that’s only happened once.

Noa July 15, 2011 at 2:09 pm

1) You have one of the coolest auto-generated icons I’ve ever seen.
2) Thank you! They do all the work, I just get to show them off!

Andi July 15, 2011 at 10:38 am

I adore Rachael. Every time I go over there, she has the tag line, “Say it like you’re disappointed,” and I practice it a few times in my head. Every time.

“Oh….Rachael!”
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Noa July 15, 2011 at 2:10 pm

I can’t get enough of that header. It’s amazing. “Oh, Rachael. Look at this. Just…what is this.”

And then she makes you laugh your ass off.

Lac July 15, 2011 at 12:20 pm

I LOVE ME SOME RACHAEL.*

*Not this one, of course. I mean the good one.
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Noa July 15, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Of course we love this Rachael, who is actually funny, and not the one with the Godzilla mouth on the cracker box.

Misty July 15, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Yep, I totally agree. Bitch be funny. Totally deserved. Go Rachael!
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Noa July 15, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Hooray! I’m glad you agree! She is one funny bitch, this one.

Tans July 15, 2011 at 2:26 pm

Agreed. 110%. Her “Don’t Sleep With Me” post is the funniest shit I’ve read in a while. I forwarded it to my husband, noting that he should be happy I’m not a pillow ninja, and to shut up about having to fork over all of the covers each night.

She is a funny bitch indeed.
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Noa July 18, 2011 at 12:02 am

She saves marriages and she’s a funny bitch. She’s amazing.

Tova July 15, 2011 at 6:10 pm

I’m so glad to have funny things to read! Otherwise my blog descends into robot doodles and photos of my garage/ my cat staging protests. Now I can read through all these funny blogs and actually write something!
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Noa July 17, 2011 at 11:44 pm

Hooray! Glad this can provide some inspiration.

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