Funny Bitch Friday: Natalie Dee

07/29/2011 · 25 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Mother of God, how have I not featured Natalie Dee yet?

I’ve been stalking her site for years, and I am not ashamed to say that I own more than a few of her t-shirts (Why yes, Cupcakes and Multivitamins DOES make a great breakfast!)

Just like Hyperbole and a Half, I cannot possibly put into words just how fucking glorious she is. I’ve picked of few of my favorites out–narrowed down from a possible…100 favorites. Click on any of the photos to visit her site.

It's totally fucking true.

What are you?

If only these were real.

Fuck yeah.

Whose are you?

It's how I'm planning to raise children.

I show this to Adrian when he has post ideas.

I fucking told you.

PS: I’m on vacation right now, so If I’m a little slow at answering your comments, I apologize. I’ll get to them as soon as I can!

Favorite Comment from The Last Post:
From Margaret: “Oh, here we go. I’m sorry for the time I closed the car trunk on your head. I’m sorry for the year we all forgot your birthday. I’m sorry for the time you came to visit in Lake Tahoe and we were not using our heat and it was snowing and even when you got sick, we still didn’t turn the heat on. I’m sorry for the time I wandered off in the lingerie section and you thought I’d been kidnapped. I’m sorry for all those seizures in the bathtub. I’m sorry for eating fistfuls of flour. I’m sorry for all those times traveling with you when I couldn’t decide where to eat and kept saying “Just around this corner” until it was like 10 o’ clock at night and we were miles from where we’d started. I’m sorry for that time I was part of the group that dropped our beach towels at the neighbor as she drove home from work, revealing that we had not a stitch of clothing on, and she had to reverse the car and come find you and tell you how awful we all were. I think that’ll do for now.”

@OutofGoldStars July 29, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Oh my fucking god. She is my new bff. Thanks for sharing!
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Noa July 29, 2011 at 11:24 pm

Glad you like her, too!

kage July 29, 2011 at 1:18 pm

haha! i love it.

this is definitely the place to find great new blogs :)
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Noa August 1, 2011 at 11:39 pm

I’m glad I am your drug mule.

Rachael July 29, 2011 at 1:37 pm

The tweety-bird shirt phenomenon (as well as any other overly large cartoon character) is something doctors look out for in their adult patients. The presence of such a shirt immediately puts them on high alert for Borderline Personality Disorder, so don’t wear one to your next appointment. And don’t break anything or get stabbed while wearing one, either.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.
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Noa July 29, 2011 at 11:24 pm

Sounds like you know about this from personal experience.

Rachael July 30, 2011 at 2:50 pm

Nah, when you hang around with enough doctors you end up knowing exactly what not to do ever. One of those things just happens to be wear a tweety-bird shirt.
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Noa August 1, 2011 at 11:40 pm

I think that’s sound advice everywhere.

Lilscorpiosweet July 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Thanks for the laugh. I totally needed it.
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Noa July 29, 2011 at 11:25 pm

She’s always good for a laugh–she has YEARS of archives!

Gina aka Slappy July 29, 2011 at 3:36 pm

I really shouldn’t read your site while I am at work. I just snorted out sweet tea all over these tax returns – and that ain’t good!

P.S. What kind of plug-in are you using for comments on here?
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Noa July 29, 2011 at 11:25 pm

Oh damn. Sorry, IRS. I suck.

Gina aka Slappy July 29, 2011 at 3:40 pm

um …. nevermind … that little button there that says commentluv should have been my first clue … duh
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Noa July 29, 2011 at 11:26 pm

Hah! No worries–CommentLuv is fantastic.

Tazer WP July 30, 2011 at 12:00 am

Love it, Noa, thanks for sharing.

Fucking hilarious!

Noa August 1, 2011 at 11:40 pm

She’s one of my favorites. Glad you like her too!

wagthedad July 30, 2011 at 10:23 am

Welcome to the porn shop, Natalie Dee!
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Noa August 1, 2011 at 11:40 pm

Oh god. Is that what I am now?

I like it.

Angie July 31, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Adding! Love the cartoons!
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Noa August 1, 2011 at 11:41 pm

She and her husband have some of the best work online today. I love ‘em.

Alexandra August 11, 2011 at 1:35 am

Meeting some great bloggers this way.

They are so outside of what I’ve been reading.

No wonder I came looking over here.

Insanely funny.
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Noa August 11, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Awwww, thanks!

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