Oh Goodness, Becky Delport, you so crazy. Bexstar (as she prefers to be known in her more badass world) is awesome for a couple of reasons.
1. She lives in New Zealand. And in case you didn’t know, NZ, Australia, and Texas actively try to kill their inhabitants with storms and wildlife and hobbits n’shit. If you have ever lived in one of these three places, you can back me the fuck up about that.
2. She’s funny as hell.
See? Anyone who can survive not being eaten by New Zealand and still be a goddamn funny bitch deserves their Friday in the sun.
—Favorite Comment from The Last Post: From Jessica: “Pretty sure meth grants wishes, it’s just you have to be on meth to notice them, that’s where the drug dealers get ya.”