Funny Bitch Friday: I’m Just A Girl, And I’ve Had It Up To Here

07/01/2011 · 8 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Oh Goodness, Becky Delport, you so crazy. Bexstar (as she prefers to be known in her more badass world) is awesome for a couple of reasons.

1. She lives in New Zealand. And in case you didn’t know, NZ, Australia, and Texas actively try to kill their inhabitants with storms and wildlife and hobbits n’shit. If you have ever lived in one of these three places, you can back me the fuck up about that.

2. She’s funny as hell.

Dear Person Who Writes Movie Scripts

Tale of the Bearded Lady

How To Scare Small Children and Make A Dick of Yourself

My Manimal: I Live With A Beaver

See? Anyone who can survive not being eaten by New Zealand and still be a goddamn funny bitch deserves their Friday in the sun.

Favorite Comment from The Last Post:
From Jessica: “Pretty sure meth grants wishes, it’s just you have to be on meth to notice them, that’s where the drug dealers get ya.”


Jaclyn July 1, 2011 at 8:12 am

You always give me good shit to read. And my job is to essentially do nothing all day, so I need good shit to read.
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Noa July 1, 2011 at 3:42 pm

Hey, that’s my job, too!

Bex July 1, 2011 at 2:11 pm

I eat Orcs for fucking breakfast yo! And if anyone comes to NZ on vacation & wants to go on a mish to throw a shady magic ring at a flaming vagina, I’m your gal.

Cheers Noa G! You own my soul.

Noa July 1, 2011 at 3:43 pm

Anytime, funny lady. Just keep being funny!

Jack Yan July 7, 2011 at 12:14 am

We had a ten-hobbit attack in Wellington. Fortunately, I had some Peter Jackson Facial Hair in a Jar. That shit’s like Kryptonite to them.

Auckland had a single-hobbit attack last week and the whole goddamn city panicked. Pussies.

Just like the United States, the further south you go, the more badass we get.

I like the sound of Texas.
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Noa July 7, 2011 at 11:38 pm

This was possibly the best comment ever.

Jack Yan July 11, 2011 at 8:33 pm

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