Adios, Mofo is what I want my tombstone to say. That, and, “It was only ever about the poontang.”
Luckily for me, Adios, Mofo can entertain me before death because it’s A FUCKING AWESOME BLOG.
That’s right. It’s not all about me.
This crazy ho is unbelievably fucking hilarious, not just in the way she arranges her words for maximum holy-shittery, but in the delightful photos she accompanies them with. My favorite: a photo of Christina Hendricks with Bruce Willis hiding in her titties. It’s in the selections. Enjoy.
Look At Me, I’m Tits McGee (Is Rizzo’s voice stuck in your head now, too?)
Did you find Bruce Willis? There’s no prize. It’s just an amazing picture.
Enjoy. Show her some love. And keep bringing the goddamn funny.
I want to take a second to explain something about The League.
The League of Funny Bitches is very dear to my tiny fucked up heart–not too long ago, I got an influx of 100+ nominations, which is awesome for The League, but not so awesome for each and every one of you who are waiting to be put in The League.
I only put one in a week (and I still haven’t highlighted some of the Members of The League currently on the list) because it’s important to me that The League has the funniest fuckers you’ll ever read. I want to thank you for your patience and your writing and your funny because it means more to me than you will ever know.
I want you to know that I have taken each and every single one of your nominations seriously–even if it takes a long time to be put in, I still read you. I still want you to not be discouraged. I want you to keep writing and being fucking awesome and keep bringing the funny because you’re doing an amazing job of it and making the decisions I have weekly very very tough–it’s never, “I have no one to put in this week,” but instead, “Holy fuck. How the fuck do I choose?”
Thank you for being awesome.
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Miss Sassypants: “I eat comet.”