Funny Bitch Friday: BIG FUCKING CHANGES, YO

06/10/2011 · 85 comments

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I’m making some important changes to The League of Funny Bitches. No, I’m not kicking anyone out. I’m not an asshole.

Here’s the thing–there are an assload of you. More than I thought possible when I started (especially when I started adding the Dudes). And it fucking thrills me. I want them to keep on coming, but I don’t want to overload you with a 9-mile-long list.

To be clear: There will STILL BE a Funny Bitch Friday–in which any and all members of The League can be featured.

There will STILL BE new additions to featured on The League’s page. Please, please, please keep nominating Funny Bitches (and no, I do not mind at all if you nominate yourself. About 70% of League Members nominated themselves). I love reading new blogs and love seeing new funny.

To Nominate Funny Bitches: You can always leave their links in the comment if you want (please tell me a bit about them), or you can shoot me an email here, or you can tell me on Twitter (@ohnoag) or on Facebook, or smoke signals, or even carrier pigeons. Whatever means necessary to spread the funny.

The League Of Funny Bitches All-Stars

Because my sidebar is getting crazy, y’all.

I’ve been thinking about this for weeks. While The League of Funny Bitches page will stay as it is, and will be linked to in the sidebar (new!), only the All-Stars will be featured on the sidebar.

And because The League is about sharing the funny with all of you, it’s only fair that YOU get to pick who the All-Stars are.

These people are your favorites. These people are the best of the best: the ones who never STOP being funny. These are the people who, no matter how many times you read their blogs, you laugh until you cry.

I don’t care if they update only once a month, or have only been blogging for X number of months or have X numbers of readers and commenters or if they have a 12th nipple.

I only want to know who you fucking love to read.

You can vote for whoever you like, and you can vote for more than 1. Next Friday, June 17th, I’ll reveal The League All-Stars–the top 15 blogs that YOU voted to the top!

SURVEY IS CLOSED! Check back on 6/17 to see the League All-Stars!

Favorite Comment from the Last Post:
From Ena: “I think one of the most vital courses, although definitely a niche market, is the…
EUPHEMISMS OF PENIS AND VAGINA THAT SHOULD NEVER BE USED:
–Put a spunk sack on your manparts and come over to ravish my moist cave (ew)
–The bearded lady’s sausage eating contest
–Ride the balony pony
–Get ready for the blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon in your Queen Elizabeth
There is also the highly important:
SUPERMARKET BEHAVIOUR:
–No, madam, that courgette is not a night-stick
–When to ram your trolley into someone else’s screaming child
–Vegetable etiquette (a whole sub-class of its own)
On a side note, I grew up in York, UK, and one of the things that always amused me is that the Law School (which is quite prestigious) is surrounded by allotments where they make manure for farming. Awesome.”
Awesomely Luvvie June 10, 2011 at 2:58 am

That awkward moment when I put a check next to my blog’s name even though I know I won’t be Top 15 b/c everyone else is so awesome…

*cries in my tea*
*wall slides*

The League of Funny Bitches rocks my socks!
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Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:23 am

It’s some tough competition, yo.

hoodyhoo June 10, 2011 at 6:11 am

Totally voting for myself, just like the vote for homecoming queen. And I didn’t win THAT one (stop that laughing!) so I’ll just DIE if I don’t win this one!
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Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:24 am

I know the feeling–I wasn’t prom queen and I wanted to stab that bitch who was. Go ahead and vote for yourself, you deserve it.

Siren June 10, 2011 at 7:29 am

How do you nominate a blog? I want to nominate Bye Bye, Pie by June Gardens. June is hilarious and so are the people who comment on her blog. The commenting over there is unlike any other blog I’ve ever seen. Unfortunately June’s on vacation this weekend and is having at least one guest blogger, but anyone who goes to check it out should at least look at the comments and you’ll see what I mean.

Is this the right way to nominate a blog? Or is there some other process? Oh, I probably just totally disqualified June’s blog by nominating it all wrong.

Great, now I have comment anxiety.
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Siren June 10, 2011 at 7:37 am

Ooh, check me out! I’M REPLYING TO MY OWN COMMENT! This is very meta, or something. I wonder if after I submit this, I can then reply to my own reply to my own comment?

Anyhow I just wanted to add that I DID vote on my other favorite funny bitches. I mean, I didn’t just come here to nominate someone. That would be kind of annoying, I think.

I hope it’s okay to leave a reply on my own comment. Because comment anxiety is bad enough without complicating it with self-referential comment-reply comment anxiety. Okay I’m stopping now. I’m not gonna reply to this reply even if I see that little “REPLY” link there. I’m NOT.
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Siren June 10, 2011 at 7:39 am

Holy shit I could do this for the rest of eternity! Okay clearly I have no impulse control here.

I’m sorry! I’m stopping now, really I am.
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Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:25 am

This was like reading Inception, but the funny version that didn’t have too-loud sound effects the whole way through. You can nominate in comments, or if you want, you can certainly shoot me an email through the Contact Noa link at the very top (above the header).

Thanks for voting and nominating! Keep the funny going!

Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:28 am

Now I’m Inceptioned.

Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:32 am

PS: I updated the post to reflect the Nomination process. And no, your nomination is not disqualified. If anything, it’s moved further up the list because of your rabid and hilarious commenting.

Siren June 10, 2011 at 11:51 am

Wow I’ve never felt flattered to be called “rabid” before. Usually people only say that when I’m chasing them with a fork.

Oh and I KNOW you just did that triple-nested reply thing under my OWN triple-nested reply thing to show me up but watch out because I’m about to attempt a doubled triple un-nested backwards out-dented comment tree, so there. Because wasn’t the point of Inception to get back to the real world? Which no one is really sure ever happened or not, huh. Hm, it occurs to me suddenly this does not bode well for my endeavor here. P.S. Sorry if I just spoiled the ending for everyone.

By the way, I really did try to resist this. But I’d like to point out that you’re the one who upped the ante here so all of the following comments are entirely your fault. Of course I will stop this nonsense if you tell me to knock it off, but, well, actually? My plan is to do it really fast so you don’t have time to get in here and shut me down before I’m finished.

Siren June 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

Toward that end, I have totally cheated by using an external text editor so I can PRE-COMPOSE my backwards tree of unnesting replies and then just cut and paste in rapid-fire succession, which I can pull off because I’m such a badass I’m using key-combinations instead of the pull-down menus which are totally for babies.

Siren June 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

Okay screw the external editor; that’s no fun. Now to keep things interesting I’m gonna change my email address and see if it gives me a different-colored origami square or whatever that thing I have instead of a giant capital N is called. Because mine kind of reminds me of one of those yarn-kite things from the seventies and that is not cool.

Siren June 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

Ew that one is even worse. I’m gonna try again.

I also got rid of that “Comment Luv” thing because it was annoying and cluttering up my staging area, plus I believe anyone who spells it “luv” and uses a little heart emoticon in a dialogue bubble should be shot on principle. Along with people who make references to their “staging areas.”

Siren June 10, 2011 at 11:56 am

Wow I’m really obnoxious.

I know I’m making this look totally easy but it is NOT and I bet any second now the spam filter is gonna flag me for leaving too many comments in a row. But I’m so close to the end of this double-triple backwards out-denting unnesting comment tree I can’t stop now.

Siren June 10, 2011 at 11:58 am

BAM! Beat THAT. Now the only way to get ALL the way back would be to leave an entirely new comment which I think breaks the rules, so this is as far as I can go.

Also I got a cool origami thing, but alas it means I have to use the totally fake email “iwantapurplethingee@gmail.com” so I guess I have to think that one through more carefully next time.

And thank god my work here is done because frankly the whole unnested backwards tree metaphor was starting to make me feel like a really confused bird looking for a place to get upside down so I could throw up an egg.

Noa June 10, 2011 at 12:35 pm

This is a really fascinating thread to follow here.

Cheryl S. June 10, 2011 at 8:23 am

OK. Where is Rants from Mommyland??????? Does it not qualify because it’s written by 2 women, not one? It is probably the most hysterical blog in the history of EVER.

Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:26 am

Good Lord I’ve never even heard of that one!!! I’ll add her to the nominations list.

Andi June 10, 2011 at 8:41 am

I’m curious how we nominate people too. I’m going to assume it’s not from leaving a comment here?
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Siren June 10, 2011 at 10:01 am

Dear Andi,

I went to the League of Funny Bitches page linked in the post and found out there’s a secret email way of nominating people. I was going to add another reply to my fabulous comment full of nested replies apologizing for trying to nominate someone the wrong way, but it seemed like I’d be just compounding the problem, so I thought instead I’d come here and sneak a nested reply into your comment.

Helpfully,
Siren
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Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:27 am

@Siren: Nice. You’re in everyone’s comment, and now I’m starting to suspect you’re actually Leonardo DiCaprio.

But sexier.

@Andi: You can leave nominations in the comment if you want to! Or, you can shoot me an email in the Contact Noa page at the very very top.

Andi June 10, 2011 at 11:33 am

Oh goody! I wanted to nominate The Stay-at-Home Geek (stayathomegeek.wordpress.com). Also, I am now terrified of being stuck inside a story inside a story like Inception. I’m going to back away from the internet now.
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 1:51 pm

You’re so wonderful! I want to gift Fabio to you, but he’s stuck reminiscing about his fake-butter-schilling career… If I can find a decent toupee, and stilts, would you take Jason Alexander?
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Andi June 10, 2011 at 2:21 pm

I’m low on my heavy, balding men quota, but I can’t stand Jason Alexander. It’s the smirk. If you can find a way to permanently remove said smirk, I’m in.
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Well, see, whenever I send him on outcalls, I make him wear a Hilary Clinton mask and speak through a Charlie Sheen soundboard.

It’s really the only way to keep from getting sued.
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Andi June 10, 2011 at 2:28 pm

I don’t know how to use that, but I guess he could be a lawn ornament. A large and really scary lawn ornament.
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:33 pm

I just had the freakiest notion of implanting him as a freakishly-elevated lawn gnome in Shatner’s yard. That way he could attempt to impersonate him from behind a Hilary Clinton mask, using the Charlie Sheen soundboard, every time Shatner left the house…

I really need to go back to drinking caffeine in the mornings…
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Siren June 10, 2011 at 12:02 pm

@Noa: You know, a person with more pride would not stoop to replying here.
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Lindsay Schultz June 10, 2011 at 11:06 am

I don’t see Begging The Answer on here! Travesty! Get on this!

http://www.beggingtheanswer.blogspot.com

Noa June 10, 2011 at 12:36 pm

AH! She’s on the list! I promise!

Ena June 10, 2011 at 11:08 am

I was going to nominate myself for the League of Funny Bitches, as it’s an ambition of mine, but my blog is still pretty new so I don’t think it qualifies just yet.

But one day…

One day I will qualify, all I need are readers to increase my army of mind-slaves who will do my bidding across the internet. Then I will be sat atop a dais of GLORY with a sceptre in my hand for all to adore and admire. (I don’t have a sceptre yet, but I’m assuming a sparkly dildo will suffice).

BUT!

I would like to pre-emptively nominate myself for the League of Funny Bitches, because then you’ll be able to tell people you can time travel and have been to the future and already know I’m a funny bitch before everyone else. IN FACT! If you -don’t- accept my nomination, that’s just like looking me in the eye and telling me that you went to the future and found my blog to be the equivalent of looking around a Museum of 1950s Telegraph Poles.

Can you do that?

Can you look me in the eye and tell me that I’ll forever be unfunny?

Thanks, Noa. Thanks a lot.
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Andi June 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

Wow. That was a triumph of passive aggressive self-nomination. I applaud you.
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Ena June 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

Why, thank you!

Although now I have comment anxiety that it might actually be taken as a guilt trip, when really I’m fine with not being put in the League.

…was that your intention? To psyche me out into withdrawing my nomination out of guilt? You are a wily foe, stranger, and someone to clearly keep a close eye on.
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Noa June 10, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Did I just have a fight with you where I was not involved? Yeah. Keep writing. Can’t wait to read more from you.

Ena June 10, 2011 at 12:45 pm

You don’t need to be involved to have a fight with me, that’s just how I roll.

Just so you know, I totally kicked your ass in this round. But don’t feel bad, you still have a chance in the rematch – there’s going to be Mexican wrestlers and beer.
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Damn you, Ena. How many times must I tell you that the Marquis of Queensbury rules stringently dictate a LACK of Mexican wrestlers until after the bearded porn fluffers and Yiddish mother-in-laws have finished their match?

I can’t work with someone who can’t read a goddamned schedule.

You’re fired.
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Ena June 10, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Your schedules would be a lot easier to read if they weren’t written in macaroni stuck on a sheet of corrugated iron.

Just sayin’
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Well, I’m only as far as elementary school in my teaching certifications. I’ll be in my bachelor’s program for middle school education next year. Maybe we’ll sync up then?
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:06 pm

OH MY GOD.

I know your next course, and I nominate Ena to teach it: “Human Communication 204: How to actively participate in a fight without actually involving yourself.”
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Andi June 10, 2011 at 2:26 pm

I think she means me. I also answer to “wily foe.”
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:39 pm

No, you have to come to my house to teach me how to sew.
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm

Fuck. Not only did I rhyme you, I matched your syllables.

Dammit. That shoots the incongruity straight out of my day.
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Andi June 10, 2011 at 2:46 pm

I can sew and be a foe at the same time. I’m multi-talented. Also, I’ve completely lost track of this conversation. *iz confuzled*
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm

That’s ok, it simply means you’re as off your face as I am.

…Which is really the only way to hold an intelligent conversation these days.
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elizabeth- flourish in progress June 10, 2011 at 6:41 pm

Andi, you can’t see me, but I’m giving you props right now. Like, my fist is pumping in the air and everything.
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Lilscorpiosweet June 10, 2011 at 11:16 am

Ok so I sent my choices to the powers that be and because I couldn’t pick them all I picked my favorites.

On the note of nominating.. I am nominating myself. I figure I gotta get in somewhere.
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Noa June 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm

I love self-nomination. I’m not even joking when I say that a good 70-80% of the League Members did so. If you’re not going to pimp yourself out, then who will?

Lilscorpiosweet June 10, 2011 at 8:57 pm

Well then here’s to pimpin’ myself out.. Cheers!!
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Rachael June 10, 2011 at 12:08 pm

Hi, Noa! Found you through EmmySuh a while back, and I am kicking my lurker status to the curb in order to nominate a Funny Dude, if Funny Dudes qualify for the League. Every single entry over at Rad-ventures (http://rad-ventures.com/) makes me almost pee my pants, and, having followed your entries for a while (not in a creepy way, I promise), I think you’d find him funny as well. And so I am nominating him in the comments, because I felt that emailing you a nomination out of the blue, when you’d never heard from me before, would be a little… um… Creepy McCreeperson.
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Noa June 10, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Hey Rachael! Thanks for commenting and for nominating a new League Member! And yes, Funny Dudes do qualify (because WagtheDad is a fucking pioneer). I can’t wait to read him–thank you!

Also, I promise, you wouldn’t be a creepy mccreeperson through email if that had been the path you chose. Really and truly, I’ve seen it all.

Abby June 10, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Well we all know that everyone will get at least one vote, as funny bitches have no shame to their game.
I, for one, am looking forward to the end result. It was an honor just to be nominated and all that PC shit.
I WANT TO BE QUEEN!!!

Kella June 10, 2011 at 6:09 pm

When the revolution comes, not long after your rise to power, I promise your death shall be short but funny. ^_^b
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elizabeth- flourish in progress June 10, 2011 at 6:39 pm

Can’t wait for the big reveal.
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Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:13 pm

Ditto, yo. Oh, fuck. I’m writing it. Shit, that takes some of the excitement out.

BettyZade June 10, 2011 at 6:55 pm

I nominate I’m just a girl & I’ve had it up to here. Bexstar writes this stuff out of her New Zealand home and she has me cracking a big fat smile daily.

Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:13 pm

I hope you voted for her! (She is pretty goddamn funny)

Ninja Mom June 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm

Fucknugget! I hate self-promotion. But I can see that no one has bothered to slobber over me in the comments, so . . . Fuck! Can’t everyone just love me without me having to beg? I last said that to a guy in college who had gingivitis. Sexy gingivitis, obviously.

Also I voted. Can I vote again? I think I forgot Wait in the Van and Yo Mamma’s Blog. And because of this list, I’m crushing on Hoodyhoo, too.

To recap: Love me?

Ninja Mom out,
http://www.ninjamomblog,com
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Kella June 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

Ok, you’re cool. I thought I was the only one who said things like “fucknugget” and “scrote-monkey”…
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Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Bam, Ninja-Mom. You’re on my nominations list. IT’S JUST THAT EASY.

Jean June 11, 2011 at 12:01 am

I can’t nominate myself as I was raised too Southern to do such a thing. I am on a long swing through the California national parks right now and am busy trying to keep Troy from killing me again on one of the many evil hikes we are doing. You have assembled a pretty amazing list of blogs so I don’t think you’ll go wrong regardless of who’s on the list.
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Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:14 pm

Look at you being all proper southern lady. You’re so sweet, Jean.

Chunky Mama June 11, 2011 at 12:37 am

I want to nominate The Vegetable Assassin! Not only is she hysterical, but she replies to every single comment, and her replies are usually as funny/funnier than the original post. How do you not already have her on here??
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Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:15 pm

She’s on my list now!

Geoffrey June 11, 2011 at 10:50 am

Twenty Something Waitress is hilarious, but does anyone know if she’s still posting anything? It’s been a while and I’m suffering from withdrawal here…
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Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:15 pm

Hopefully soon!

Heather Heartless June 11, 2011 at 7:30 pm

I totally nominated myself via e-mail earlier, during a thunderstorm… while running from a giant spider. I can’t beat Siren’s Inceptioning though because at some point my OCD would demand that I have a perfect Christmas tree, like on scantron tests (and it never happened, except for that one golden time in Chemistry where the answers were actually right instead of me having to fight off thoughts of “Winning the Christmas tree battle is totally worth repeating the 10th grade… again” when in fact it was 11th grade English that I failed even though I’m reasonably certain that it’s my native language), and there’s no “Curl up in the fetal position while rocking like a Romanian orphan” button on here.

Also, because I totally had to fight off the urge to get a tattoo of a pigeon carrying a waffle today because getting “Bitch pigeon” or “twat waffle” in Sanskrit was out of my price range. Honestly, you’d think there’d be some kind of “You’ve seen me naked” discount going on there.

I think that might have been another sad, accidental attempt at being nominated, but it was probably just the double shot white mocha caramel buttered snicker grande macchiato with a side of Coke and possibly heroin talking.
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Heather Heartless June 11, 2011 at 9:28 pm

I probably just mind fucked you anyway.

I’d like to nominate Jill Pilgrim over at Pilgrim’s Congress. Except that when I tried to go to her page, it wouldn’t load properly and the last time it did it hadn’t been updated since she left to work in a foreign country and I’m kind of afraid to post on there asking her where she is because maybe a carrier monkey gave her Ebola or something and then I’d just look a giant asshole.
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Heather Heartless June 11, 2011 at 9:33 pm

Christ on a crutch. Look what I’ve done.

http://pilgrimcongress.com

Hopefully it works, because I kind of love her and her guest posters.
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Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:17 pm

There’s a lot of inceptioning going on in my comments today. I love it. She’s on my list.

Brandi June 11, 2011 at 9:16 pm

I think there should be a blog of just your commenters’ comments (and then nominate it for TLoFB, because I may have peed my pants reading through these.

So, while I didn’t nominate myself for the league–I just got lucky or you felt bad for me or something and I ended up in it, I DID totally just vote for myself. But I also voted for my other favorites. I figure everyone else will vote for themselves too, and we’ll all cancel out each other’s self-vote. So it all works out in the end.

I also have a nomination for the league. It’s a dude, but one of the funniest I’ve read. And he probably doesn’t care if you call him a bitch. I will say that his last three posts are kind of meh, but ALL of his other posts–years and years worth–are insanely funny. Also, check out his Worst Album Covers Ever on the side bar. http://salamitsunami.com/
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Noa June 12, 2011 at 8:20 pm

You’re funny. That’s how you got in. Also, I love your blog. So….yeah.

And I cannot wait to real Salami Tsunami. Cause whoa, that’s an awesome domain name.

RebeccaLK June 13, 2011 at 7:15 pm

The Balony Pony…. Is hysterical. Cant help but get an idea for a porn idea…with regards to Toy Story. I know its wrong on so many levels.lmao.

Noa June 14, 2011 at 4:36 pm

What? OH goodness. Just the image is great. Can’t wait to read it!

Maria June 13, 2011 at 7:37 pm

Hey Noa!

Ok, I’m going to chuck my pride aside (rhyme was completely unintentional) and nominate myself for The League of Funny Bitches.

My blog is called (after changing it about a DOZEN and a half times) A Catastrophic Success. I think it’s ironic. Because I’m successful in my own mind. And it’s usually in a catastrophically-bad way.

Does that make sense? Probably not.

Which is why I think I’m a funny bitch :)

I’m a mom and a wife, which might make you think that I’m all responsible and shit. Oh, how wrong you’d be. I’m young and sarcastic and perpetually sticking my foot in my mouth and have a tendency to get a little too serious about life and then I usually slap myself and get back to being funny.

The blog probably isn’t funny to anyone but me, but I really don’t care. I still giggle when I read some of my posts, which either says a lot about my writing or a little about it. Either way.

Bottom line is I’m a success. In a catastrophic way.

And I want to be a member of The League of Funny Bitches.

Vote for me :)
http://theaccidentalshoebandit.blogspot.com/

Noa June 14, 2011 at 4:36 pm

Thank you! I can’t wait to read it!

Citygurl June 14, 2011 at 8:41 pm

NOOO!!! don’t kick me off! Since I was the first, is there any way I can stay on just for being there from the beginning? Please Noa please! Your blog has become big and fabulous, please don’t throw me to the wolves :(

Noa June 15, 2011 at 3:13 pm

(Just keep on being funny. Good things happen where funny resides!)

Citygurl June 15, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Dangerboy June 15, 2011 at 9:28 am

In an act of shameless self-whoring, except not for money… so just self-slutting, I’d like to recommend Dangerous Leanings at

http://dangerousleanings.blogspot.com/

Whereas I am male, I am sensitive. And I do occasionally rant and rail against that which I hate, which I am told is bitching. Therefore, the most slim claim to being a funny bitch.
I cover being a dad, drinking scotch (funny how those go together), being a geek, and generally spew as much funny as I can. I’m also the destination for most searches for Paris Hilton Mudwrestles a Velociraptor, so there’s that.

Noa June 15, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Solely based on your paris hilton mud wrestling search, I am wasting half my day.

Also, you’re on the list!

KatiMomKat June 15, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Ok, so I voted for my favorites. I already had a few, but now I am systematically visiting each blog on the list, just to be fair to everyone. So glad I found Awesomely Luvvie and Abby Has Issues. But I’ve only made my way as far as Miss Luvvie, due to the fact that her blog was so funny and insightful, she kept me up until 4am, thus impeding my progress.

So, here’s my question: can I vote again later if I promise only to vote for newblogs and not re-vote for the ones I’ve already voted for?

Kati

Noa June 16, 2011 at 12:42 pm

You can vote all you like! (well, except that I had to take down the survey today.)

wagthedad June 16, 2011 at 5:53 am

Wow. Out of town for a week and just got my vote in. That list HAS become really, really long, though. Did that all happen last week? Maybe I just haven’t been noticing the length….happens when you’re the Loch Ness Monster of genitalia….or am I the Leprechaun? I keep forgetting.

Anyway, count ‘em up, biotch!

Noa June 16, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Loch Ness of Genitalia. Well played, sir, well played. This is what you get for going on vacation.

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