Funny Bitch Friday: A Vapid Blonde

06/03/2011 · 10 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

A Vapid Blonde is another one of those fucking sneaky-ass (honey badger) blogs where the prettiness is evident and the humor is inherent, but it doesn’t just shout obscenities in your face and talk about pancreas theft like I do. It’s a softer, nicer, but equally, “Fuck ALL Y’ALL,” brand of humor.

And I love it.

It’s a nice break from me just shouting at the cheesedicks that are taking over this world.

Oh Internet, How Did You Know?

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I Don’t Want To Be A Loud Person, I Just Am.

104 Invisible Words to Live By

Okay, You Win Local Grocer. I Give Up.

If One Day My Arm Up And Disappears, I’m Going to be Pissed.

Go show her some love. Take a break from the shouting at vaginas. And just like choosing to wear a bra, you won’t regret it.

Favorite Comments From The Last Post: I Couldn’t Pick Just One! You guys really outdid yourselves on Wednesday.
  • Lori Stefanac (Lola): “I am busy memorizing all of the synonyms you use to describe genitalia. Kinda loving “twatwaffle”. I, for one, could NEVER obsess over anything for more than, say 5 minutes, as that is about the length of my attention span. As a matter of fact, I am SO distractible that I’ve been known to abandon a well thought out, intelligent comment right in the midst of”
  • Miss Yvonne: “A Twilight dildo???? Seriously? You know that thing sells out right before each of the movies is released on DVD. Pssshhh, losers. Ummmm…did you happen to notice if that website had a True Blood dildo? Maybe? I’m just wondering. What? It’s for my friend! Shut up.”
  • And Ninja Mom: “I can’t comment at length. I’m quite busy sculpting an ice dildo with Wonder Twins figures embedded deep inside.”
elizabeth- flourish in progress June 3, 2011 at 6:01 pm

I will never lack for humor in my life because of you. Thanks, Noa, for spotlighting all these funny bitches.
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Noa June 6, 2011 at 1:03 am

Alway welcome.

Ninja Mom June 3, 2011 at 7:46 pm

I’m honored. And, embarrassingly not embarrassed. Ice dildos? A better me would feel shame.
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Noa June 6, 2011 at 1:03 am

A better you would not be as hilarious.

Rachael June 3, 2011 at 11:16 pm
Noa June 6, 2011 at 1:03 am

Dude.

Rachael June 9, 2011 at 11:57 pm
Noa June 10, 2011 at 10:34 am

Yo.

Johi June 3, 2011 at 11:17 pm

Apparently we loved all the same comments from your last post. I heart Elizabeth up there too. God, I should stop drinking. CrAzY tAlK!
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Noa June 6, 2011 at 1:04 am

Johi, keep commenting and drinking. It’s a good thing.

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