A Vapid Blonde is another one of those fucking sneaky-ass (honey badger) blogs where the prettiness is evident and the humor is inherent, but it doesn’t just shout obscenities in your face and talk about pancreas theft like I do. It’s a softer, nicer, but equally, “Fuck ALL Y’ALL,” brand of humor.
And I love it.
It’s a nice break from me just shouting at the cheesedicks that are taking over this world.
Go show her some love. Take a break from the shouting at vaginas. And just like choosing to wear a bra, you won’t regret it.
—Favorite Comments From The Last Post: I Couldn’t Pick Just One! You guys really outdid yourselves on Wednesday.
- Lori Stefanac (Lola): “I am busy memorizing all of the synonyms you use to describe genitalia. Kinda loving “twatwaffle”. I, for one, could NEVER obsess over anything for more than, say 5 minutes, as that is about the length of my attention span. As a matter of fact, I am SO distractible that I’ve been known to abandon a well thought out, intelligent comment right in the midst of”
- Miss Yvonne: “A Twilight dildo???? Seriously? You know that thing sells out right before each of the movies is released on DVD. Pssshhh, losers. Ummmm…did you happen to notice if that website had a True Blood dildo? Maybe? I’m just wondering. What? It’s for my friend! Shut up.”
- And Ninja Mom: “I can’t comment at length. I’m quite busy sculpting an ice dildo with Wonder Twins figures embedded deep inside.”