Funny Bitch Friday: Buggin Word

05/13/2011 · 21 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Elly at Buggin Word has a lot to tell you about.

She had cancer, but she doesn’t now. She wrote a book. She plays the ukelele like a mug (just…how? It’s so small.) She writes…a lot. She wears t-shirts from Toothpaste for Dinner and it makes me smile. She’s also currently knocked-the-fuck-up.

Most importantly to me, she’s fucking hilarious.

I didn’t mean to say that her baby wasn’t interesting there (God I’m a natural at horribly insulting people mistakenly). I mean to say, that in everything she writes about, no matter what, there’s a wry humor that weaves its way though. Sometimes it’s outlandish, sometimes it’s sneaky, but I love it all.

I’ll show you.

Now With More Uterus

Try Not To Hump Me

Batteries Not Included

Uke Shook Me All Night Long

Could Have Sworn It Was Grease

Vaseline and Realtors

I Need A Muzzle

Yellow Pants and Other Bad Fashion Choices

She’s going to say it like it is, but she’s damn sure going to crack you the fuck up when she does it. Then she plies me with her Uke Music, and it makes me smile, and then I feel bad about calling people Twatwaffles since I first saw that on Wednesday.

Elly is not a twatwaffle. Elly is one Funny Bitch.

Shane May 13, 2011 at 8:01 am

Definitely one funny bitch. Respect.

Elly Lou May 13, 2011 at 8:15 am

*slurp*
Elly Lou recently posted..Nobody Vacuums Me

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Slurping all around.

Elly Lou May 13, 2011 at 8:16 am

Thanks sweet cheeks! I feel like a celebrity! Or celibate. Except for that pregnant thing. So wait, now I feel like a slut. I hope you’re happy.
Elly Lou recently posted..Nobody Vacuums Me

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:11 pm

Meh, I insulted your baby today. I mean really, we’re both terrible complimenters. But you’re a funny bitch, so there.

The Barreness May 13, 2011 at 10:11 am

Here here, huzzah and I’ll toast to that.

Have wanted to make out with Elly for AGES,, but can’t seem to get her to bring her knocked up @rse to London.

I consider it a decidedly bad choice.

That and the knocked up bit.

*sigh*

– B x

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:11 pm

A bad choice to visit or not to visit? I can see the harm in both sides here.

elizabeth- flourish in progress May 13, 2011 at 11:01 am

Elly is such a funny bitch. Well deserved, pregnant chick, well deserved.
elizabeth- flourish in progress recently posted..Monday Dare- this is why we cant have nice things

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:10 pm

Indeed she is.

dufmanno May 13, 2011 at 12:06 pm

The father of Elly’s baby is a crustacean. I have proof.
dufmanno recently posted..The Schizophrenic Philanthropist

Elly Lou May 13, 2011 at 4:39 pm

It’s the crab from The Little Mermaid.
Elly Lou recently posted..Ain’t Nothing Gonna Break-a My Uke

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:10 pm

This one, right?

Elly Lou May 16, 2011 at 9:17 am

Tee hee! Who could resist that glitter?
Elly Lou recently posted..Ain’t Nothing Gonna Break-a My Uke

Noa May 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm

I can not even imagine you ever saying tee-hee. I love it.

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:09 pm

I…I need to see this proof. Immediately.

Rusty Hoe May 13, 2011 at 7:46 pm

Raising my glass right now. Elly is one funny, and undeniably slurpable, bitch. She makes my heart sing, and gag on occasion (Dude. Lobster loving chick, that still gives me nightmares), but mostly it’s the sing part. Mwah!
Rusty Hoe recently posted..The Ministry of Silly Walks

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Elly covers a whole spectrum of awesome. Glad you like her too!

Jean May 13, 2011 at 11:28 pm

I love Elly – anyone who supports vodka consumption is a hero for me. I stalk her quietly.
Jean recently posted..Feuding in the holler

Noa May 14, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Hooray Vodka!

LibraryGirl62 May 15, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Twatwaffle…new favorite!!! ALMOST as good as douche canoe :)

Noa May 16, 2011 at 2:21 am

Twatwaffle is a truly epic insult, but douchecanoe reigns supreme.

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