Okay, here’s the thing.
Shane from Wag The Dad is hands down funny. It is what it is.
Here. I’ll show you.
Thoughts while Hungover (Which has spawned a new catchphrase, “Fuck a Pumpkin.”)
He has a penis, too.
While that doesn’t inherently affect his writing ability (in the same way that tits do not affect my ability to be funny), it does cause a problem in that I wish to put him into the League of Funny Bitches.
Two things about that last paragraph, I have inadvertently said that Shane has a small penis, and honestly, I don’t know anything about his penis other than he has one, and I cannot call him a bitch because he is not one.
I tried, “The League of Funny Bitches, now with Dicks,” but then I have called him an asshole. I asked this question on Twitter recently, and I got a few responses.
There’s, “The League of Funny Men,” (thanks, @Olsen_RM!) but I always say that in a Sean Connery Accent, and to be honest, there’s enough men in this world who think they are the only ones who can be funny and the League was my way to disprove that.
There’s “The League of Funny Studs,” (thanks, @MelissaLopata!), because a Stud is opposite a Bitch, but I feel like I’m then perpetuating the, “Men are funnier than women, who are not funny at all,” stereotype.
So I need some help, y’all.
What should the Men’s Division of The League be called? Any and all recommendations are welcome! You can hit me up on Facebook, Twitter, or below in the comments and let me know what it should be called.
Shane will be happy when we choose a new name. Then I’ll stop unknowingly insulting him.
I would like to thank The Lovely Jazmin, the first commenter, who called bullshit and said it like it is. “Everyone is a bitch. Only some bitches are funny. Don’t segregate because of genitals, segregate due to hilarity.” Y’all, she’s absolutely right.
I apologize that I have set you up for a lively debate about what we should call the new division of the League. I’m sure you can appreciate her bluntness. And the fact that she’s right.
The League of Funny Bitches Stands.