Funny Bitch Friday: Someday, I’ll Kill You In Your Sleep

04/08/2011 · 6 comments

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Someday, I’ll Kill You In Your Sleep is one of those blogs that every post will have you cracking your ribs laughing–half because it’s fucking hilarious, and half because, “Oh God, I’ve totally been there myself, and threatened bodily harm as well.”

I have a really fucked up sense of humor when I can relate to threatening bodily harm to my husband. Sorry, Adrian. There goes that sappy post from Wednesday.

I want to throw some love her way because I desperately want to see this blog keep going–it’s too funny.

See for yourself.

Teeth Dragging

Gullet of Testicles

Irreconcilable Bowel Movements


I Can’t Take You Anywhere

If you haven’t had one of these moments in your life, you haven’t lived.

Thanks, Douglass Diaries, for pointing me this way!

The Ball and Chain April 8, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Aww, thank you! Most of the time I kind of like him, which is why the posts are scarce. I’ll ask him to be more of an asshole from now on.
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Noa April 8, 2011 at 11:18 pm


elizabeth- flourish in progress April 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

you know some funny bitches. that’s why i hang out with you. because you make me laugh and you know people that make me laugh. it’s almost as good as you giving me free drugs…not quite…but almost.
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Noa April 9, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Drugs and Murder. It’s how I roll.

Coco April 9, 2011 at 11:15 pm

Fucking hilarious.
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Noa April 10, 2011 at 10:15 pm


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