Funny Bitch Friday: Flourish In Progress

04/22/2011 · 6 comments

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If you haven’t been reading Flourish in Progress, then you’re fucking crazy. Elizabeth’s writing makes you a better human while you laugh, damnit. It’s like if Patton Oswalt read the Bible and encouraged you to take in orphans while wearing a silly hat.

It’s magical, yo. I should know. I have never missed a post.

Some of my favorites:

Blame Others: Lessons from the Road

Santa, you are Profoundly Bankrupt

Seriously, This Happened

Shivving The Tooth Fairy

Turn your Baggage into a Bag of Tricks

I Hope Jail Beds are Comfortable

Reading her posts, funny or heart-breaking, changes your very soul.

Combine that with the fact that she still speaks to me (and saves me from small Indian men in sweaters in 900 degree clubs) after I yelled on a Downtown Dallas street corner, “ARE YOU A HOOKER?” means she might possibly be the nicest person I know.

Go. Read.

elizabeth- flourish in progress April 22, 2011 at 1:32 pm

i don’t even know what to say right now except “damn, those indian men love you.” wait, no, what i really meant was THANK YOU. this is a huge honor. i’m going to stop paying attention to my blog now. i’ve only been blogging to receive this stamp of approval. now, i can move on with my life. maybe climb some mountains. maybe shoot some elk. maybe even learn to spear a CapriSun pouch without getting that fucking stuff all over me.
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Johi April 22, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Noa’s right, Elizabeth. You da bomb.
Let me know when you figure out the Capri Sun thing.
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Noa April 25, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Fucking Capri Sun. It’s the bane of Funny Bitches everywhere.

Noa April 25, 2011 at 2:32 pm

You’re awesome. Go shoot some elk.

Jean April 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm

I missed reading the posts. I’ve been gone for a good while and just got back. I have days of reading to do. Must go check out Elizabeth.

Noa April 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm

She’s a delight.

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