Funny Bitch Friday: Catalog Living

04/29/2011 · 3 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Catalog Living is one of those blogs that sneaks up on you. For one thing, it’s a Tumblr, which are like crack. And also, you look in catalogs every day, and though their staging decorations aren’t something you would put in your home, it’s not something you really give a second thought to.

But you should. Because catalogs are fucking absurd, and Catalog Living has the proof of such.

Fun and Games

A Word From Our Sponsor

Metal of Honor

Hedging your Bets

Throwing In The Towel

Something Foul

Cock-a-Doodle-Don’t

Junk In The Trunk

Ebb and Flow

Thanks to my lack-of-sleep induced stupor from the Royal Wedding, I now imagine that these are merely examples of what the inside of Buckingham Palace looks like.

Enjoy, Bitches.

Chris Wood April 30, 2011 at 7:50 am

Speaking as an Englishman, I’d like to say, to hell with the Royal Wedding. I watched 30 mins of coverage, 29 more than I expected and then my brain woke up and I switched off.

On an unrelated topic, please read my book, “Sherlock Holmes and the Flying Zombie Death Monkeys,” available from Amazon. Not everybody in England gets money from the government to drive about in a 100 year old coach wearing a gold hat.

Noa April 30, 2011 at 2:38 pm

That was a delightful product pitch. Well played.

Chris Wood April 30, 2011 at 2:42 pm

Thank you. I like to lend a little elegance to my tawdry money grubbing.

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