2 Birds 1 Blog has a delightful style of writing that at every new sentence makes me say, “Holy shit. I’m not sure if my mind was just blown or if it gave another mind a blowjob.”
That is, hand to God, the most accurate description of this blog I can find.
Here, see for yourself.
And my All-Time Favorite:
If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to create my own rap songs inspired by ridiculous things.