She’s a newbie (as of, well…Tuesday), but she’s already proving herself to be absolutely worthy of the title, “Funny Bitch”. Welcome to The League, Twenty Something Waitress.
Partially what endears me to her is the fact that she works at a 50’s diner and I imagine all people who work at 50’s diners have lives straight outta Grease. Thanks to her writing, I now know differently.
Before I get to her links, my friends, this is for you.
That’s Grace on the left dressed as a bunny, and me in the 8th grade, dressed as a Goddamn “waitress from a story I’m writing and will be famous one day.” I was an angsty, misunderstood writer in my weird days. For Halloween one year, I thought it would be a killer idea to wear a stained old shirt, fishnets, ankle boots, a zebra skirt, and an apron made of a dress I cut up that very morning to seem edgy and cool. As you can see, the results were truly douche-worthy.
I tell you this story to allow TSW to tell her story, in this, the most epic of Halloween costume posts.
I just can’t stop looking at this one.
Don’t miss her other posts, either!
Go on, enjoy, and laugh.