Funny Bitch Friday: Twenty Something Waitress

03/24/2011 · 6 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday, Grace

She’s a newbie (as of, well…Tuesday), but she’s already proving herself to be absolutely worthy of the title, “Funny Bitch”. Welcome to The League, Twenty Something Waitress.

Partially what endears me to her is the fact that she works at a 50’s diner and I imagine all people who work at 50’s diners have lives straight outta Grease. Thanks to her writing, I now know differently.

Before I get to her links, my friends, this is for you.

I leave a long trail of bad choices.

That’s Grace on the left dressed as a bunny, and me in the 8th grade, dressed as a Goddamn “waitress from a story I’m writing and will be famous one day.” I was an angsty, misunderstood writer in my weird days. For Halloween one year, I thought it would be a killer idea to wear a stained old shirt, fishnets, ankle boots, a zebra skirt, and an apron made of a dress I cut up that very morning to seem edgy and cool. As you can see, the results were truly douche-worthy.

I tell you this story to allow TSW to tell her story, in this, the most epic of Halloween costume posts.

The Pirate Waitress

I just can’t stop looking at this one.

Don’t miss her other posts, either!

Go on, enjoy, and laugh.

twentysomethingwaitress March 25, 2011 at 1:08 am

Oh my goodness gracious….
So much amazingness going on in one post.
First of all, I’m honored to have made it to Funny Bitch Fridays! Thank you! Secondly, your Halloween costume is incredible, (and also takes pirate waitress to a whole new level of ridiculousness….honestly, I couldn’t have even included an apron in all that craziness?)
Just got off work and a particularly grueling shift, might I add. Thanks for making my day/work week!

Noa March 28, 2011 at 12:08 am

No problem-thanks for being fucking hilarious. Also, you can borrow the apron anytime.

hoodyhoo March 25, 2011 at 6:06 am

Always glad to welcome another Bitch! And Noa, darling, you completely ignored the best parts of your “costume” — the strike-a-pose RuPaul stance and the patented James Spader pout! You work it, girl!
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Noa March 28, 2011 at 12:07 am

The Zebra skirt is Tranny inspired! How did you know?!

hoodyhoo March 28, 2011 at 6:47 am

darlin’, after all this time, do you REALLy need to ask?
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Noa March 29, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Oh God–did you just hint that I hint that I’m a tranny?

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