Funny Bitch Friday: Steam Me Up, Kid

03/03/2011 · 10 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

If you haven’t already been reading Becky’s writing, then come here so my crackwhore porch dweller can smack you in the face with a shovel. What the fuck is wrong with you? I go through the damn trouble of making a list of funny bitches, and you don’t read them? Fuck.

Anytime I want to laugh so hard I pop a rib out of place, this bitch is there for me. She’ll do anything, say anything, and unabashedly write about it. I admire that in so many ways.

Some of her more famous posts:

1. P-90X: Becky’s Mom Brings It Like an Animal.

2. Hide Juanita: And I’m Liesel!

3. Drunk Becky: A Retrospective

But these also make me laugh so hard I can’t breathe and sound like somebody’s forcing a walrus to eat a banged up whoopie-cushion.

1. The Sanest Person You Know: It’s fucked up that I laugh at this.

2. Any Old Thing Will Do: In which she names Anthropologie’s new fall line.

3. Evolution of a Catchphrase: Becky and Mr. T are best friends. Maybe not.

4. Connecting with Readers: Lesson learned.

5. Cameltoe, Clamato: I vow to use the phrase “choking your pussyflaps” at a moment which will embarrass my sister.

Go. Go now. Read her hilarity.

You know what’ll happen if you don’t. Porchy O’Cracksmack will come for you.

hoodyhoo March 4, 2011 at 6:34 am

I thoroughly second Becky’s nomination: No League is complete without her!
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Noa March 4, 2011 at 10:45 am


Dear Sweet Mama March 4, 2011 at 9:06 am

Loving that Steam Me Up – Hoody has introduced me to a number of very funny people – I start my day with “my girls” and love each one of them.

Noa March 4, 2011 at 10:45 am

You’re everybody’s dear sweet mama.

Dear Sweet Mama March 4, 2011 at 9:09 am

Plus I love that cameltoe clamato was written on my birthday and am now on the way to check the mirror and make sure it is not some type of warning from any deity.

Noa March 4, 2011 at 10:46 am

Don’t be choking up your pussyflaps now.

Steam Me Up, Kid March 4, 2011 at 4:47 pm

Wow, what an honor! Thank you! You really did your research, huh? Dragged that Mr. T post out from the abyss and everything. Yikes.

Thanks so much for this. I’m a proud member of the league.

Noa March 4, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Hey, you were the one who did all the work. I just sit back and laugh my tits off.

Steve April 13, 2011 at 11:40 am

Yeah but where she at? She has added nothing for months.

Noa April 13, 2011 at 2:45 pm

It doesn’t stop her from being hilarious.

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