Funny Bitch Friday: Katie the Blog Lady

02/18/2011 · 2 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

It was a conversation with my sister this week that reminded me, “Hey, that Katie? One funny blog lady.” Grace and I were talking about her oddly numbered and prioritized pet peeves and I knew it was you.

(Grace’s are 1. The incorrect uses of the words Literally and Actually, 2. Things suspended in Jell-O, 3. Incorrect spelling of Y’all, 4. Fusstrated & 5. Not thanking after having a door held.)

Oh Katie.

You and your Muscle Shirt.

The stapler bit kills me. 1) Because you owned velvet pants, and 2) because you’re so fucking crafty. You’re not one to let a crotch blowout keep you from looking sexy!

And that being the most horrifying sentence I’ve ever written (crotchcrotchcrotch), here’s why she’s such a funny bitch:

1. Peeves

2. Peeves, Part Deux

3. Peeves, The Much Awaited Finale

4. Stapler Foils Sexual Harassment Suit

5. Reflections from Christmas Past

Go on, show her some love–and bring office supplies.

KatieTheBlogLady February 18, 2011 at 11:13 am

Oh Noa, I am truely honored. Time to rock out with my cock . . . err crotch out! Hollah!

Noa February 18, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Just grab your stapler on your way out the door. You never know when you’ll need it.

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