Funny Bitch Friday: Awesomely Luvvie

02/11/2011 · 7 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday


I’ve been bad this week.

I’ve been playing Oregon Trail. All. Week. Long.

Oh? Didn’t I have to work, you ask? Yes, of course I did, but THIS GIRL renewed my passion for killing off my fake family with Cholera and Dysentery.

And in an odd twist of fate, that makes her this week’s Funny Bitch.

That, and the fact that she’s fucking funny. Enjoy, as I take you through the land of Luvvie and her delightfully satirical and snarky comments on what the fuck is wrong with people.

1. These Suitcase Decals are Just…Nawl: This one gave me too many bad ideas. How the hell do you do that to me?

2. My Grandmother’s the Crunkest: I’m not funnier than her Grandma. The pain of it kills me.

3. Who’s Baby is This?: It’s a post about an ugly baby. What the fuck else can I say about that?

4. Dear Lindsay Lohan: It’s culturally relevant more now than ever.

5. Who’s T-Shirt is This? Jesus Ain’t Sanction it: Oh. Oh my god. I need that shirt. So bad.

6. If Tupac met Malcom X, They’d Side Eye This Painting Together: I, however, would want to purchase it and hang it in my home.

Thanks, Luvvie.

Excuse me, my Ma needs to get back in the damn wagon before she gets trampled or some shit.


Luvvie February 11, 2011 at 11:46 am

*cartwheels through my house* Thanksssssss!!!! You rock my socks (my fave argyle ones) for this! I wonder if I can put this under the achievements section. Right above “almost made it to Oregon Trail with 0 trail notes.” I mean, I think it’s something noteworthy.

Noa February 11, 2011 at 12:00 pm


How the fuck…

Yes. That’s an incredible achievement. Put it on there right away.

Brandi February 13, 2011 at 9:07 pm

Why, why, why hasn’t your blog been updating on my roll? It hadn’t shown me you’d posted anything new since the end of January. Friggin Blogger. I have some catching up to do.

Noa February 13, 2011 at 9:51 pm

I was wondering where you were…Glad you’re back!

Pablo February 14, 2011 at 12:04 am

The only games I’m aware of relate to zombie apocalypse, for which, incidentally, I’m well prepared.

Noa February 14, 2011 at 12:15 am

Hey, we all need a preparedness plan for that day; that’s like knowing Stop-Drop-Roll. I’m impressed when it’s multipurpose-Oregon Trail/Zombies.

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