Oh Noa & The League Of F**kin Bitches
01/12/2011 · 19 comments
in Adrian, Grace, How Did My Life Come To This, My Family Is Strikingly Odd.
We opened presents, we ate, and then we battled.
It’s much better if I can just show you what the hell happened.
When I try to watch the videos it says they’re private, and that you think I’m a bitch and therefore am not allowed to view them. Or something like that.
That’s totally it. Hm. I’ll fix it. Weird.
Okay–they’re working now. Thanks for the heads up. Also, did you know you’d been inducted into The League? Cause being a FUNNY bitch is way different than being a regular one.
Ooooh, I did not! Awesome! Thank you! Also, the videos are working now. I’m kind of jealous. My family just gets drunk on Christmas.
Oh we did that, too. We just like to battle while drunk.
First of all, I think it’s very important to give credit where credit is due. ADRIAN, you rock that silky pink sleep mask so hard. Also, I think it’s awesome that you let Noa tell you what to do with your noodle. I can see you folks have an excellent marriage.
I think Grace was amazing at the balancing game. Wait, that wasn’t a balancing game? Hmm….well she was still excellent.
And Noa, I want to be a part of your family. My family just sits around and watches shit on tv. And the only thing we do with Oreos is eat them. God, we are so uncreative.
Adrian responds with his utmost thanks. As does Grace. You’d be a great addition to my boozy family.
I am gonna try to get the family to play noodle stab next year at Thanksgiving. It looks like so much more fun than the current back stab they play.
Anytimes a good time for noodle stab.
*20 minute later*
Why can’t I stop watching the oreo videos? Why? WHY?!?!?
Because you have an oral fixation. *rim shot*
LOL I’ve never seen that game. Clearly more alcohol is needed.
Its so nice to know that you are maintaining my anonymity here…excellent
Hey. You’re a fucking star now. You’re WELCOME.
It’s refreshing to see someone whose husband isn’t trying to kill them. At least, not by hiking or an alligator. I love the oreo videos which probably says something about me. There’s nothing quite like throwing your sister out to the internet world for personal satisfaction.
He only means to maim. And HOW COULD I NOT PUT THAT VIDEO UP? That’s classic Grace. (or Peg, if you watch a lot of SNL. Claaaaassssiiicc Peg…)
Okay, I’m starting to understand that you turned out waaaaay more normal than you had any right to…
Scary, right? Now if only we could stop chasing dead people, I might be normal.
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