Dear Sports Optical Marketing,
This is not okay. This was not flagged as spam.
I am baffled and infuriated at your lack of: 1. Tact and 2. General Good Decision Making in Marketing.
It’s one thing to include the link to your blog/website in a comment you make on a post–you put thought into that comment, so plug away.
BUT I, SPORTS OPTICAL, AM NOT A FUCKING BILLBOARD.
You chose to advertise for yourself, for FREE, in a grammatically incorrect manner on a blog which has absolutely nothing to do with your service.
I live in Dallas. I do not bike.
I do not approve of your bullshit.
Please, dear readers, remember that when you comment, comment well. If you have nothing nice to say, then don’t say it. Comments are not merely a platform for your free advertisement. Comments are a lifeblood of a blog. I want to hear what you say. I want to know what you think. So do so many other bloggers in this world who work so hard to make you smile, laugh, think, and take a little time out of life for you every day.
Do not. DO NOT. Do not whore me out for your benefit.
Jesus Christ, at least buy me a fucking drink or something.
To my own commenters: I love you. You do so well. You have no idea the joy I feel when I see the comments that you post on my blog. I can’t believe that anyone reads my stuff at all, so when you comment, you make me feel like less of a failure.