Grace: So, I just got this from mom. “Good 4 u! U r Ur grandmothers kin!”
Me: It’s like a shitty fortune cookie. By the way, she also has unlimited texting. You’re welcome.
Grace: Great. Thanks for that.
Me: This is the one I got the other day about the Christmas Lists. “BTW, I do not have Word & Granny could not print off ur lists. cn you resend n another format & make it print n black?”
Grace: Umm. Wow.
Me: I fear sending a PDF. It might blow her mind.
Grace: Do It. PDF it.
Me: This was after I got the following text, asking if she had Word. “I don’t know will ck with Leo when he gets home. It is his old lap top gaming computer Alienware?”
Grace: So many things wrong with that. 1. Leo has a gaming laptop? 2. What the fuck is Alienware? 3. Why does it all end in a questionmark?
Me: She worked with digital medical records.