Funny Bitch Friday!

11/19/2010 · 8 comments

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Welcome to the first FUNNY BITCH FRIDAY! Where I’ll feature a post or tweets or a vagina from a member of The League of Funny Bitches.

This week is Annie from Hard Labor is Seriously Ruining my Manicure, where she and her husband Tim and a Bull and a Dog named Zelda buy and resurrect a farm in New York, while, as you see, fucking up her manicure. This Ho is fucking hilarious, and her most recent post about her husband’s fascination with the NRA had me on my knees.

She brings us “A Dozen Things Bad Guys Hate.” So, give thanks to she which brought you the gift for the crazed gunner in your life!

And now, on the mainstage:

Tim was extremely excited by the NRA monthly email he received yesterday, proclaiming it “the best thing they’ve ever sent him.”

This statement, coupled with the fact that he then said “you can NOT post this on your blog” made me instantly decide I needed to post it.

I have no snarky or insightful words to add as this genius piece of art is amazing in its own right and my commentary would only dull its magnificent hilarity.

Without further ado, please enjoy A DOZEN THINGS BAD GUYS HATE…

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And because this one was fairly short, and the NRA did contribute, here are a couple more of Hard Labor’s fucking awesome posts.

Tales of the Nightmare Campout Where we learn about a creature that will rip your face off.

and

Bitches at the Gym Where Ho knocks some heads.

But seriously, go read.

LEAGUE OF FUNNY BITCHES, AWAY!!!!!!!!

Kernut the Blond November 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm

I love it! And my dad is going to love the NRA site. He used to get a a great catalog full of that stuff.

Annie November 20, 2010 at 8:44 pm

Oh NoaG, you are G-nyus. I would have replied and !!! it sooner but I was seriously in the Farm vortex until now. Sadly that is not just a ploy to make you go to my blog. I was actually doing farm work all day and went to bed at 9:30 last night and the Slavedriver (my hubbie) just gave me a break….
anyway, love it, thank you! smiley face

Annie November 20, 2010 at 10:13 pm

I love you also Kernut. Thanks for the intro Ms. G

Noa Gavin November 21, 2010 at 12:13 pm

I’m like blogcupid. It’s what I do. And Also, thank YOU for allowing the post! It was fucking awesome.

Kernut the Blond November 25, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Thank you Darlin! :) I love you, too!

Noa Gavin November 21, 2010 at 12:13 pm

Good to know he’s not a Bad Guy.

elizabeth-flourish in progress November 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm

She’s hilarious! It makes sense that you would recognize her genius since you’re fucking hilarious, too!

Hey, congrats on the new home sitch! How did everything end up working out? So excited for you, lady.

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