Adrian's Many Moods

11/01/2010 · 6 comments

in Adrian

Our TV and internet went down for 3 days this week. This forced Adrian and I to not only explore other forms of entertainment (like my iPhone), but also awkwardly ushered in this dandy of a conversation.

Adrian: I can’t play any of my games, and I can’t watch anything. I guess we could watch a movie on your laptop.

Me: I’m not a fan of watching movies we own. It’s like, what’s the point? I already have seen this movie. I am no longer in suspense.

Adrian: Because of your superhuman memory.

Me: Right. (it’s totally true, I have a really fucking awesome photographic memory. More on that another day.)

Adrian: I don’t watch movies to find out what happens. I watch movies for the emotions they evoke.

Me: Oh, I see.

Adrian: Like Pirates.

Me: …like…Pirates? You have a pirate mood?

Adrian: Yeah. I get in a pirate mood, and I’m like, ARRRRRRRRRR, and I want to watch History Channel and Pirates of the Caribbean, and play Civilization.

Me: That’s the strangest thing ever. Who the hell has a pirate mood?

Adrian: I have other moods.

Me: Like what, exactly?

Adrian: I have a Roman mood, and a Russian mood, and a Space mood, and a Modern mood.

Me: Russian?

Adrian: Yeah, when I get in a Russian mood I want to watch stuff about the Cold War and play Civ where I’m Russia and I take over a lot of places. I listen to music that’s like (hums Fanfare for the Common Man.)

Me: I don’t understand you.

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I married that, folks.

Comment of the Day:

BugginWord:

I get in a russian mood fairly often. It involves large quantities of vodka.

DOUBLE COMMENT OF THE DAY!

By: A Vapid Blonde

I have a very photogenic memory. I can’t remember shit, but it’s really pretty in pictures.

Elly Lou November 1, 2010 at 2:19 pm

I get in a russian mood fairly often. It involves large quantities of vodka.

elizabeth-flourish in progress November 1, 2010 at 3:34 pm

This Adrian fellow is definitely a keeper.

What I really need to see is a picture from each of these moods, dressed accordingly.

Noa Gavin November 2, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Elly–So THAT’S why we have a gallon of Vodka at any given time in our home.

Elizabeth–It’s hard to get a man who looks like Jesus into a pirate costume. He prefers robes. Or nudity.

A Vapid Blonde November 2, 2010 at 6:38 pm

I have a very photogenic memory. I can’t remember shit, but it’s really pretty in pictures.

Sarah P November 3, 2010 at 12:31 am

You don’t even split your infinitives in your dialog. I’m in love. Let’s get married.

Noa Gavin November 4, 2010 at 12:12 am

Lets.

Oh.
Wait.
I am married to that Adrian fellow. I wear cupcake pasties for you. Will that do?

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