Our TV and internet went down for 3 days this week. This forced Adrian and I to not only explore other forms of entertainment (like my iPhone), but also awkwardly ushered in this dandy of a conversation.
Adrian: I can’t play any of my games, and I can’t watch anything. I guess we could watch a movie on your laptop.
Me: I’m not a fan of watching movies we own. It’s like, what’s the point? I already have seen this movie. I am no longer in suspense.
Adrian: Because of your superhuman memory.
Me: Right. (it’s totally true, I have a really fucking awesome photographic memory. More on that another day.)
Adrian: I don’t watch movies to find out what happens. I watch movies for the emotions they evoke.
Me: Oh, I see.
Adrian: Like Pirates.
Me: …like…Pirates? You have a pirate mood?
Adrian: Yeah. I get in a pirate mood, and I’m like, ARRRRRRRRRR, and I want to watch History Channel and Pirates of the Caribbean, and play Civilization.
Me: That’s the strangest thing ever. Who the hell has a pirate mood?
Adrian: I have other moods.
Me: Like what, exactly?
Adrian: I have a Roman mood, and a Russian mood, and a Space mood, and a Modern mood.
Adrian: Yeah, when I get in a Russian mood I want to watch stuff about the Cold War and play Civ where I’m Russia and I take over a lot of places. I listen to music that’s like (hums Fanfare for the Common Man.)
Me: I don’t understand you.
I married that, folks.
Comment of the Day:
I get in a russian mood fairly often. It involves large quantities of vodka.
DOUBLE COMMENT OF THE DAY!
By: A Vapid Blonde
I have a very photogenic memory. I can’t remember shit, but it’s really pretty in pictures.