My phone has an autocorrect function that is not that awesome. Smell, small, smile, smooth, smite, smoothie, etc.=S&M
Sure, what the hell. Bring on the sadist vagina.
Fuck yeah I do!
Whoa. I draw the line at coke. Safe, Sane, Consensual.
Funny now that he’s broken up with the girlfriend I sent it to.
Don’t we all?
Sounds like a hell of a favor.
Or I’ll whip it off. I’ll beat it off. BEAT IT OFF. Heh.
All real-life examples.
Other fun corrections:
- Fucking=ducking (making angry texts sound adorable)
- Hell=He’ll (making less angry texts sound speech impediment-y)
- Hte=warrants no correction to my phone (the)
- fucktard=diciest (what the he’ll? “He’s a diciest,” is not impactful, nor grammatically correct.)
Psychological profile as decided by my phone: Adorable Dominatrix with serious head trauma.