IT'S GONNA GET REAL, PHONE.

07/21/2010

in Adrian, My Phone Makes Me Hulk-Angry

What I wanted to text to Lana: “Hahahaha, that guy’s picture is funny as hell.”

What was actually sent, post correction: “Shabaku, those guy’s picture is funny as he’ll.”

WHAT IS A SHABAKU, PHONE?

WHY DOES IT DENOTE PROPER NOUN STATUS?

WHY DO YOU NOW THINK I MEAN SHABAKU, AND NOT HAHAHAHA, AS I HAVE SAID HAHAHAHA MANY MANY TIMES WITHOUT YOUR FUCKERY.

I AM NOT FOREIGN.

Phone. You’re making me sound retarded. I need a flowchart to demonstrate the level of fuck.

I hate you, phone. 
PS: Adrian said my flowchart was difficult to follow. My phone fucks everything up.

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