What I wanted to text to Lana: “Hahahaha, that guy’s picture is funny as hell.”
What was actually sent, post correction: “Shabaku, those guy’s picture is funny as he’ll.”
WHAT IS A SHABAKU, PHONE?
WHY DOES IT DENOTE PROPER NOUN STATUS?
WHY DO YOU NOW THINK I MEAN SHABAKU, AND NOT HAHAHAHA, AS I HAVE SAID HAHAHAHA MANY MANY TIMES WITHOUT YOUR FUCKERY.
I AM NOT FOREIGN.
Phone. You’re making me sound retarded. I need a flowchart to demonstrate the level of fuck.